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• How not to rizz a blueberry twink (except it actually works) by cincincinnanom, Ezerock

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  08 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Custard Cookie III & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Cream Sheep & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run)
  • GingerBrave | Brave Cookie
  • Slow Burn
  • Pure Vanilla is angry about the fact this a slow burn lmao
  • I don't add the cookie at the end of most cookie's names bc it's reduntat
  • endgame sdvn
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • video format
  • Attempt at Humor
  • No Angst
  • Yet...
  • Mostly plotless
  • sheep cameos
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • semi-modern au ig???????
  • Idk they have YouTube everything else is the same
  • Omake
  • Cookie Run Characters Are Ambiguously Cookies or Human
  • Mentioned Beast Cookies (Cookie Run)
  • Mentioned Ancient Heroes (Cookie Run)
  • Partially Blind Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie-centric (Cookie Run)
  • Cinna updates the fic every twoish weeks
  • Ezerock makes no such promises
  • rating boosted to teen bc of smc dirty mouth
  • hopeless gay men (temporary)
  • hopeless gay yearning
  • Hopeless Romantics
  • he wants that cookie so effing bad
  • YES THE TITLE CHANGE IT'S THE SAME FIC!!!!!!!!!!
  • Digital Art
  • there is art embedded in this fic!
  • Implied/Referenced Torture
  • Starvation recovery
  • The Ancient Heroes Are Good Friends (Cookie Run)
  • <- I had to make that tag

  Summary

  The camera footage is blurry as the person who set down the camera walks back before sitting down. The cookie can soon be identified as Pure Vanilla cookie, his smile is serene,
  “This is going to be an ongoing series where I, as the kids say, ‘rizz up my crush.’”
  Not even 24 hours later, the video has gone viral.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Pure Vanilla Cookie's Horrible Rizzing adventure

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  33,521

  Chapters:

  15/?

  Comments:

  74

  Kudos:

  172

  Bookmarks:

  26

  Hits:

  3,049

• How (not) to successfully negotiate peace. by cincincinnanom, Ezerock

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Custard Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Vanilla Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Clotted Cream Cookie & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Oyster Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Captain Caviar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Baumkuchen Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Mulled Juice Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Sablé Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Dark Cacao Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Ancient Heroes & Five Beasts (Cookie Run)
  • Ancient Heroes & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Ancient Heroes & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Custard Cookie | Head of House Custard
  • Vanilla Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Clotted Cream Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Oyster Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Captain Caviar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Baumkuchen Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Mulled Juice Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Sablé Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Original Cookie Run Character(s)
  • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • If I ever have to write the word cookie again I will crash out I had to make new relationship tags
  • Implied sdvn
  • aka they have a big ol crush
  • Cookie Run Characters Are Ambiguously Cookies or Human
  • Cookie Run Characters Have Human Traits
  • Partially Blind Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Custard Cookie bashing
  • We don't like him
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie Needs a Hug (Cookie Run)
  • traumatizing cookies my favorite :3
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Torture
  • hangings
  • telepathic communication through souljam
  • Shadow Milk Cookie Needs a Hug (Cookie Run)
  • Fount of Knowledge Needs a Hug (Cookie Run)
  • Pallid Tulip makes his return!!!!
  • Disembowelment
  • surprisingly not a tag
  • Decapitation
  • that is a tag
  • Shadow Milk Cookie's very clear self-esteem issues

  Summary

  Pure Vanilla bites the metaphorical bullet and travels to the Creme Republic, hopefully everything will go well.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Pure Vanilla Cookie's Horrible Rizzing adventure

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,994

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  39

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  654