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They marched forward, Morty walking briskly ahead and pulling the stumbling Evil Morty behind him by the hand.
It was surreal how their places had been switched. Evil Morty was always the one who was one step ahead, figuratively and literally, the one who was always in control, the one who could withstand anything.
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Jack Frost likes to play and travel around the world. Some might say that it's a dangerous pastime for an unsupervised teenager, but Jack is more than 250 years old; plus he's got awesome powers. So it's fine. Right?
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Rick Prime actually cared, broh. Morty is sad cuz he died. He tries to kill Eyepatch Morty Earth-Beth-Style, broh.
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"Listen poptart," Rick put his hands on his shoulders, "If another Rick ever comes here, that isn't me. He'll look, act, and sound like me, but that isn't me, okay? They'll pretend to care, they'll say they're me. They're not me."
Morty nodded.
"Remember what I told you?"
Another nod, "Only we can protect each other. We do what we have to do. This is how we stick together."
"That's right; and another thing," Rick said, "Don't trust anyone, Poptart, not even me."
He'd engraved it into his soul by then.
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18 May 2026
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After a Morty was elected president, Morties are finally getting treated like humans, and Morty Rights were created for the first time in the Citadel. But Cop Rick is quickly realizing not all Ricks are happy with that, and Morties need protection now more than ever.
this 🫴 is to say some morties are being abused in all sorts of ways, neglected or abandoned and Cop Rick (EVERYONE'S FAVORITE RICK) is dead set on rescuing every one. That catches the attention of Evil Morty.Bookmarked by FacesForHats
09 Apr 2026
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Here’s just like. An episode. Literally just an episode.
Rick and Morty find out they’re in a fanfiction. Rick attempts to stop the author’s plans while Morty tries to enlighten the masses.
This was written in a day for my Politics and Lit class.
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26 Sep 2025
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When he'd landed in the Prime Dimension, Rick made a vow: No attachments, no vulnerability. The Smiths weren't his family. Morty? Just another one of infinity. He told himself he was doing fine.
After crawling out of the Fear Hole, Morty told himself he didn't mind knowing his worth. If Rick could swap him out and still sleep at night, Morty could learn to live with that.
Evil Morty had only ever made one promise: that he'd never trust a Rick again. He clawed his way out—walked over the remains of who he used to be—and survived. Never again would a Rick get close enough to hurt him.None of them are ready to be proven wrong.
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Or, When a piece of their shared past forces itself back into the present—and takes Morty with it—the facade they’ve each built begins to crack. Planets are searched, enemies turn to reluctant allies, and old scars are torn open. A weapon is rebuilt, and there is only one question for Rick to answer.
Past or Present?
A decision is demanded.
Morty and Evil Morty think they know Rick's choice before he even answers. Rick knew his choice before the question was even asked.
(NOT ABANDONED, SLOW UPDATES, IM VERY BUSY)
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25 Sep 2025
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Morty's wisdom teeth begin bothering him and he agrees to let Rick remove them.
Alternately, Rick dscovers that Morty is clingy and affectionate when he wakes up from anesthesia.
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04 Sep 2025