FalliciousPuns
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Recession is Coming by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
04 Apr 2026
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It's me, G.R.R. Martin. The writing of Winds of Winter has hit a standstill, and I'm trying all sorts of things to get over this block. I decided to rewrite ASOIAF, but set in a more fitting time period: the mid-2000s.
In a world past the end of history, where economic expansions endure for decades and recessions last lifetimes, trouble is brewing. Sinister forces threaten the United Kingdom from all sides: political scandals, blazing summers, organized crime, and deadly secrets from the past. At the center of this changing world lies the Stark family. When the head of a top FTSE 100 company is found dead in London, Eddard Stark makes the journey south and takes his place as CEO of Westeros.
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An English translation of Rongwu's 秘密 (Secret).
In the winter of 1961, Alec Leamas returned safely to the United Kingdom. He gave a full debrief and set the record straight on the whole operation. Among the records still remain several facts and details of note…
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After the Murder by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko, Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch (Movies)
06 Aug 2019
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The Great Ones are playing games again, it seems. Semyon has accused Zavulon of murdering a Light one, and Zavulon (of course) has no alibi. Once more, I find myself in a most peculiar situation.
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- Part 1 of Night Watch
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Vampiric Theory for the Newly Changed by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
05 Mar 2019
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Vampires live alongside humans; after all, they are all just people who need food, drink and shelter from the cold. They’re just the same as humans, Jens Fiedler thinks. When he meets a vampire named Alec Leamas however, he uncovers the spider web he’s been unknowingly entangled in. Naturally, the world he falls into is one of mystery, blood, and stereotypical fake French accents: utterly inhuman.
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- Part 10 of Fiedler's Llamas
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What Could Have Been by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
04 Mar 2019
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A collection of words and notes that didn't work with the plot at all, so I took them out.
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- Part 13 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Fiedler's Llamas by FalliciousPuns, VesperNexus
Fandom Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
05 Mar 2019
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All the fics I've done that have Alec Leamas/Jens Fiedler. The name "Fiedler's Llamas" comes from the fact that autocorrect kept correcting 'Leamas' to Llamas.
- Words:
- 149,322
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Night Watch by FalliciousPuns
Fandom Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch (Movies), Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko
06 Aug 2019
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All of my Night Watch Fics!!
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- 8,962
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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illya, caught up in his feelings for napoleon, is offered a deal by angelique. against his better judgement, he takes it. (eventual napoleon/illya, with plenty of our favorite THRUSH femme fatale along the way.)
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Patches of Grey by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dozor/Night Watch universe, Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko
02 Aug 2007
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Spoilers for 'Night Watch' (the book), especially the last story: Three Great Others - thoughts, worries, schemes, hopes, envy and talks
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Black Pawn by vader_incarnate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn, Star Wars Legends: Dark Empire (Comics)
05 Jul 2022
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She's here to save him. He's not ready to be saved quite yet.
During the events of Dark Empire, Mara infiltrates the Emperor's stronghold on Byss to rescue a Luke Skywalker who doesn't actually want a rescue at all. Because why should he content himself with being a black pawn, when he could be the black king?
Or: your author was bothered by how the EU doesn't really deal with Luke falling to the Dark Side in Dark Empire, and also how Mara wasn't there, so decided to write a missing scene that explains, at least, why he got a new prosthetic hand during the comic.
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- Part 1 of The King's Gambit
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Set post Battle Ground.
Harry negotiates, with interludes for beer and punching.
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- Part 1 of Other Means
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,952
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 249
- Kudos:
- 825
- Bookmarks:
- 164
- Hits:
- 13,147
Bookmarked by FalliciousPuns
02 Sep 2021
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Great Harry/Marcone! Awesome writing style. Explicit
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No Light without Shadow by MariaLee
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Jan 2019
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According to the Republic, the war hero Revan was killed by Mandalorian rebels, and Supreme Commander Malak still champions his fallen friend’s name. According to the Jedi, The Revanchist fell to the Dark Side, forcing Malak to slay his fallen friend to prevent tragedy. According to the Sith, Darth Malak rose to power by slaying Knight Revan to prove his devotion to the Dark Side.
All of this is true. Yet it’s all a lie.
(A KotOR AU where the heroes do not all walk in the Light, and Revan doesn’t fall so much as saunters vaguely downwards.)
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- Part 1 of Not Perfection but Completeness
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 330,371
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Comments:
- 253
- Kudos:
- 345
- Bookmarks:
- 104
- Hits:
- 17,574
Bookmarked by FalliciousPuns
18 Jun 2018
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Bookmarker's Notes
At chapt 26 - !!!! Rakataaaaa