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Recession is Coming by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
04 Apr 2026
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It's me, G.R.R. Martin. The writing of Winds of Winter has hit a standstill, and I'm trying all sorts of things to get over this block. I decided to rewrite ASOIAF, but set in a more fitting time period: the mid-2000s.
In a world past the end of history, where economic expansions endure for decades and recessions last lifetimes, trouble is brewing. Sinister forces threaten the United Kingdom from all sides: political scandals, blazing summers, organized crime, and deadly secrets from the past. At the center of this changing world lies the Stark family. When the head of a top FTSE 100 company is found dead in London, Eddard Stark makes the journey south and takes his place as CEO of Westeros.
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An English translation of Rongwu's 秘密 (Secret).
In the winter of 1961, Alec Leamas returned safely to the United Kingdom. He gave a full debrief and set the record straight on the whole operation. Among the records still remain several facts and details of note…
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After the Murder by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko, Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch (Movies)
06 Aug 2019
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The Great Ones are playing games again, it seems. Semyon has accused Zavulon of murdering a Light one, and Zavulon (of course) has no alibi. Once more, I find myself in a most peculiar situation.
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- Part 1 of Night Watch
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Vampiric Theory for the Newly Changed by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
05 Mar 2019
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Vampires live alongside humans; after all, they are all just people who need food, drink and shelter from the cold. They’re just the same as humans, Jens Fiedler thinks. When he meets a vampire named Alec Leamas however, he uncovers the spider web he’s been unknowingly entangled in. Naturally, the world he falls into is one of mystery, blood, and stereotypical fake French accents: utterly inhuman.
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- Part 10 of Fiedler's Llamas
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What Could Have Been by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
04 Mar 2019
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A collection of words and notes that didn't work with the plot at all, so I took them out.
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- Part 13 of Fiedler's Llamas
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This Gate by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, The Dresden Files - All Media Types
08 Jan 2019
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“Because if you do, I’ll step out of this gate”
Michael promised Nicodemus that he would give himself willingly in exchange for my life and Murphy’s. I promised Charity that I’d get him back. But in the end, we were all too late.
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My Name is Tiberius by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Oct 2018
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Khan Noonien Singh is the captain of the USS Enterprise. Alongside Commander Spock, his First Officer, Khan’s crew is one of the galaxy’s finest. However, when a secure Starfleet Facility in London is bombed, the crew of the Enterprise realizes that they’ve fallen into the deep end. James Tiberius Kirk is awake.
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Behind the Iron Castle Wall by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
02 Jul 2018
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Alec watched through the darkness the tiny glimmering spotlight shining on the body in the snow. God, he thought, God it’s cold. He pulled an amulet from his jacket and squeezed it. Warmth flowed through his body, though the emptiness still remained.
_ _ _You're a little demented, Jens I'll give you that. The zeal with which you enjoy making others twitch is all too frightening.” The man grinned, exposing teeth. “You're perfect.”
(Everything is the same, but there's magic)
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- Part 8 of Fiedler's Llamas
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My Communist by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
19 Jan 2018
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for a laugh,,
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- Part 7 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Unwind by FalliciousPuns, VesperNexus
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
05 Oct 2017
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Control is so liberating.
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- Part 12 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Princess, Princess by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
03 Sep 2017
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“You-“
“Me.” He gave a tiny twitch of the lips. A smile perhaps.
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- Part 11 of Fiedler's Llamas
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The Moments In Between by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
11 Aug 2017
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He thought the world was going a lovely dark velvet at the edges.
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Essays and Collected Works by FalliciousPuns, VesperNexus
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
01 Aug 2017
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The complete unabridged anthology of essays centered around The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, by John le Carré
'riveting'
- The New York Times'gay'
- VesperNexus'a true classic'
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I always carry a gun when I'm alone with you by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
30 Jul 2017
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Fiedler was elegant, sure of the game he was playing. He was beautiful as well, but Leamas knew that. But under all the graceful movements and eloquent words, Fiedler was cruel.
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- Part 3 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Life by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré, Nochnoy Dozor | Night Watch - Sergei Lukyanenko
20 Jul 2017
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It satisfied him to feel the pulse of life beneath his teeth, to know that he held the other man’s life between his lips.
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- Part 9 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Something Sweeter by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
13 Jul 2017
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A detailed analysis of Jens Fiedler's hands, as performed by Alec Leamas.
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- Part 6 of Fiedler's Llamas
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“Say thank you,” Fiedler said, licking his lips.
“Thank you, Fiedler,” Hans said between uneven breaths. “Sir. Master,” he added, terrified of more retribution.
Fiedler smiled again. “Good.” Leamas thought he saw the corners of Fiedler’s mouth twitch when Hans addressed him as ‘master’.Leamas watches Fiedler work.
(Now posted on the Le Carré Archive! lecarrefic.wordpress.com)
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- Part 4 of Fiedler's Llamas
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He will come back to me by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
13 Jun 2017
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Alec cannot escape Fiedler. No matter how hard he runs, he finds himself under the man’s kisses again and again.
(Now posted on the Le Carré Archive! lecarrefic.wordpress.com)
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- Part 5 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Then again, it was ‘52 by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
29 May 2017
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Ashe wasn't the only one Leamas had met in Berlin before.
(Now posted on the Le Carré Archive! lecarrefic.wordpress.com)Series
- Part 1 of Fiedler's Llamas
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Just a Few Questions for You by FalliciousPuns
Fandoms: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - John Le Carré
16 Apr 2017
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"Fiedler didn't seem the type of man who would condescend to the level of actually being physically attracted to anyone, but Leamas wondered if the look in his eye during Leamas’ questioning could be purely Fiedler’s thirst for knowledge. No. It had to be sexual desire. In Leamas’ experience it was always the sex."
Alec Leamas has noticed something.
(Now posted on the Le Carré Archive! lecarrefic.wordpress.com)
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- Part 2 of Fiedler's Llamas