Falonian
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Inspired by the Vocaloid song 'Prisoner of Love and Desire' by ひとしずく×やま△ （Hitoshizuku_Yamasankakkei）.
This is a weird product of my feverish imagination and I honestly do not know where it came from. Not my ship, not my fandom, but I guess I got inspired anyway.
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I'm Not a Doctor, Just in Love by Falonian
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
02 Jan 2017
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'You've got to come with me right now, Newt,' Tina said without further preamble. Before Newt could say anything in return, she continued, her voice slightly rushed but determined. 'They've found Graves, and he's alive, but barely, and he seems to be sick, in pain. We're not sure what it is, but it's not a spell or jinx or any of the kind. They're looking into options right now, but maybe it's something more of your expertise.'
Or, Percival Graves gets found and is sick, and it's Newt who's got to nurse him back to health again.
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Ron Weasley had obviously missed some things when it came to Harry and Malfoy. But that it ever could be this much... Well, suffice to say that he didn't expect that.
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Sherlock Holmes was a ridiculous man. Though, it was quite possible that he hadn’t realised this himself, or mistaken the signs for something else.
John Watson, however, had not.John Watson on why Sherlock Holmes is the most ridiculous man on Earth.
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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02 Apr 2026
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“Congratulations, Mommy.”
“Gods,” she laughs, feeling silly now. “Do you think they really call each other that?”
Draco gives her one of those lazy hums, smiling at her laughter. “It’s sort of fun.”
“But truly,” she says, still amused, breath teetering, “Daddy? I mean, come on.”
Or: Hermione attends a baby shower. It is a singularly bad experience. Until it isn't.
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13 Mar 2026
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Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.
“Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”
Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.
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09 Feb 2026
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Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!
Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.
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28 Dec 2025
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Hermione has lost herself. Her identity, her memory is now a complete blank, even down to her being a witch. She's a girl on the run. But she doesn't know what she's running from. She doesn't even know her own name. (Rated M for violence, language and sexual content. Written in the style of a Gothic Romance/Mystery. Angsty and dark, eventual Lumione romance.)
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17 Sep 2025