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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Canon Diverging AU. Post S2 Ep1 - Lucius was never picked up by Zheng's crew and hears that the Revenge has been wrecked in a terrible storm, desperate to be reunited with Pete and safety, he tracks down the soul survivor and finds it to be an unconscious and recently mutilated Izzy Hands.

    Neither of them wants to live, neither it seems can they die.

    Neither of them wants to be alone.

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    18 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    It's snowing for the first time since their return, and James is nowhere to be found.

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    22 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    On a particularly cold night aboard Terror, Crozier tells his second what transpired at Platypus Pond.

    James Fitzjames, egregiously offended on his behalf, does not forgive or forget.

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    26 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Usually it's the guy on the other end that wants to get hurt," Sol continues, steadily, as if he isn't cautiously studying every inch of John's face as he speaks. "An' the guy on top that wants to do the hurtin'. But that's not me, an' it was hard to find anyone that was down for that kinda thing, or that would… y'know, take it seriously enough. So I tried a few times, 'n' gave up." He shrugs, trying to exude an air of nonchalance.

    John stares at him for a long moment, quivering ever so slightly, and Sol worries. He worries until John opens his mouth and says, his voice wavering, "I would hurt you, if you told me to."
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    Sol wants to tell someone how to hurt him. John wants to be told. They figure out how.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    Renowned chef Sandor Clegane is 'the mean judge' on The Great Westerosi Bake Off. He hates soggy bottoms, flaccid gingerbread housing, doughy bread, and doesn't the nation know it? Sansa Stark is an amateur cake lover who is just thrilled to be taking part - it's all so exciting to be thrust into the giddy competition with eleven other hopefuls!

    Things do not go according to plan; as everyone knows, lemon drizzle cakes can be most contentious.

    Will Yara's innuendo finally be too much? Will Olenna's machinations raise her grandson to glory? Will Ramsay kill everyone with a sharpened spatula? Is Cersei really that drunk all the damned time? Can Podrick's adorableness break Twitter? Who will be crowned King or Queen of the Tent? Let's bake.

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    13 Nov 2025