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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    03 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    After a long, long courtship, Jazz and Soundwave are finally getting married - and everyone (except Skywarp and Starscream) is invited! It's been hard, making their relationship work on opposing sides of a war, but they keep it professional and serve as a shining inspiration to all. All throughout either army one can hear the rallying cry - JazzWave OTP!

    Right. Anyway, Prowl is losing his fucking mind.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    [🥒] STOP ASKING TO SEE MY “CUCUMBER”
    For the final time, I picked this username as a joke and I thought I’d be able to change it later! I can’t make a new account because I’ve bought all the limited time chapters here and they can’t be transferred!

    [🎲] wow, that is incredibly fucked up. You don’t deserve this kind of harassment. Don’t worry cucumber bro, i’ve got your back. Send me your dickpics and i’ll keep them safe for you

     

    /an insight into Shen Yuan's forum history

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    24 Aug 2026

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    Miko gets kidnapped, but it's fine, because the guy who's kidnapping her doesn't want to hurt her or anything. He just needs her help getting his husband out of jail. He'd do it himself, but he's a giant robot truck, so he can't exactly walk up to the guy at the impound lot and hand over his license and registration, and unfortunately she's the only human he knows that he doesn't think will immediately turn him over to the other giant robot trucks (and cars, and motorcycles, etc.).

    Wait, what?

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    12 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    Prowl gets fired. Starscream has a solution.

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    “I shouldn’t have to spell this out for you,” Starscream leaned in. “There must be something under those panels of yours. For once in your miserable life use them.” 

    Prowl’s face suddenly filled with glorious colour. 

    “You’re suggesting I engage in an interface with …Optimus?!” He demanded, his blue optics wild. 

    Starscream shrugged, “Unless you’d like me to do it for you?” 

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    10 Aug 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 32

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    During an emergency on the Lost Light, Rung winds up ejected in an escape pod and stranded on a lost Cybertronian colony. The citizens there, untouched by war and devout followers of the Five, seem to believe he is Primus, their Life Giver, their symbol of fertility and prosperity, and after a strange sequence of events he cannot explain, he begins to wonder if they could possibly be right.

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    31 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 11

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    28 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 36

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    Drift informs Ratchet of his impending exile.

    Ratchet takes it as well as you’d expect.

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    21 Jul 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 42

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    A common enemy forces Mirage and Skywarp to hide on a deserted planet and depend on each other for fuel and rescue.

    Mirage thinks he knows what to expect. He's happy to be proven wrong, but that realisation puts him in a precarious place.

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    25 Jun 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 80

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    If Soundwave’s mood had deteriorated it was only the fault of the staggering incompetence he had been witness to these last few weeks.

    ‘Grumpy’. 

    Soundwave was superior. He did not experience such personal failings as ‘grumpiness’. 

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “I suspect I am not the Optimus you had been hoping for.”

    In which Orion Pax becomes Optimus Prime again, but the Matrix fails to return his memories of his time as Prime.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Ratchet trusts them- both of them- with his life. He's not so sure he can do the same with his spark.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Reaching up, D-16 knocks his knuckles across Orion’s helm. Gently, of course. The stupid bot was damaged enough.

    “Go to sleep, Pax.”

    “But you have to listen to this! There’s this whole section–”

    D-16 sighs. Goes to lean against a slab that wasn’t his own. His spark spins, painful. Daresay calls it something like fond.

    or; before Megatron learned to hate, he learned to love, and it hurt more than any hate ever could.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    PAIN?!

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    26 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PEAK???? PEAK?????????????????

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    "Rising from the ashes of a fallen city, Winglord Starscream gathered those that were left and joined in with the Decepticon cause to take revenge against the Cybertronian elite. He fulfilled the Winglord’s duty to his people by leading them in war, but never had a chance to learn how else the Lord of Vos was meant to serve seeker-kind. "

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”

    “What makes you think that?” said Prowl.

    “Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”

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    14 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 73

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    A malfunctioning space bridge causes Whirl, and his definitely-totally-arch-nemesis Cyclonus, to land on a planet outside of the charted universe. A planet far away from the war, whose inhabitants seem to be dead set on forcing the two of them to learn how to (ugh) live normal, healthy lives, where they talk about their feeeeelings and make friends with weird, organic little slime blobs. Ugh.

    Whirl would rather die, thanks.


    Or, in which Tailgate is a Slime Rancher, and gets a couple of emotionally stunted, war-hardened idiots dropped on his lawn.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    CYWHIRLGATE FIC THAT GOT ME INTO CYWHIRLGATE

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    Shockwave is woefully inexperienced when it comes to matters of the spark and in desperation, turns to Starscream for help in attracting the attention of a particularly aloof communications officer.

    Unbeknownst to them, Megatron has noticed their newfound partnership, and mistakes it for something more. Much more.

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    29 Dec 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 42

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    Shockwave can't dance. Soundwave is stubborn. Tremble at this glimpse into the secret lives of two terrifying Decepticon warriors. (Rated for mentions of sex; no warnings.)

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    29 Dec 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 31

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    While scouring the datanet for anything of interest, Shockwave comes across an interesting human tradition and decides to conduct an experiment involving it and a certain communications officer

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    28 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AKABDHEBWMWKSNDGVEIWOWNWHDVDBD SO CUTE

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