HammerheadShark
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A Little Bit Harder Now by SmoochieBoochie (HammerheadShark)
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000)
18 Jun 2026
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“You’re hard.”
“You’re showing me porn!”
“So?”
“So! I can’t exactly control it! Jesus, Randal, it's an involuntary reaction!”
“Mhm sure it is. You fucking pervert.”
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"Look it just centers me, alright? Kind of the way jerking off at work centers you."
"I only did it that one time! and it wasn't to center me"
"Yeah, it was to come."
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Pathetic Chud Love by SmoochieBoochie (HammerheadShark)
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Mallrats (1995)
23 Apr 2026
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KISSING MY BEST FREIND PRANK (GONE WRONG - GONE SEXUAL)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,531
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 61
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LOGIC [Easy: Failure]: Oh my god your cock must have fallen off.
You- OH NO.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY- God, no one wants to bone a guy without a dick!
KIM KITSURAGI- “Khm. Detective?” The Lieutenant clears his throat and you realize you have been staring at the dead man's crotch for an uncomfortable amount of time.
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Pink, Blue, Babies, Dwarves, and Nobbs by KingBugPrincess
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
28 Dec 2020
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Sergeant Colon doesn't like when Nobby starts with that tone of voice. Things always get a little... philosophical. A little....... complicated. Still, he wouldn't be an officer if he didn't tackle these things head-on, no matter how lost he gets!
"Weeeell, you see, of course... now, sometimes you have folks what see the world and start making plans about how they want it to work, and--" "That's an agenda, sarge."
Bookmarked by HammerheadShark
23 Sep 2024