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Family Business by Idontreallyneedtosleep
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
11 Jul 2026
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"Wait, your dad is like, the god of riches, right?" Percy asked out of the blue.
Nico looked up. "...Yeah."
"And that means he's rich?"
"Uh-huh."
"Well, I know dad have pearls and stuff from the ocean, Hermes have shipping fees, and Zeus probably taxes everyone. But where does your dad get his?"
"..." Nico blinked.
"Does he just...summon gold? Does he put tax on Charon's ferry money? Does he take away Charon's ferry money?"
"No, no! Where did you even get that?"
Percy just shrugged. "So, what's the answer?"
"We have a..." Nico hesitated, "a family business."
"A family business?" Percy repeated.
"Really?"
Nico nodded.
"What kind of business does the King of the Underworld have?"
"... Healthcare."