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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Alastor lets it “slip” over dinner that his long-time partner Lucifer is capable of coming "dry" without a refractory period. Vincent, his best friend of all time in the whole world, is obviously curious to know more, and so he finds himself walking straight into a scenario not even his wildest wet dreams could have prepared him for.

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    Alastor tells Lucifer that his friend wants to fuck him. Vincent is the friend.

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    09 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    "Fellas, fellas, please..." Lucifer gives a soft chuckle and self-assured grin, holding up his hands between them as if a referee stalling their impending match.

    "Don't fight over me, it's not in the holiday spirit. This is the season of giving." His grin stretches wider, lecherous.

    "And there's plenty of me to go around..."

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    Fluffy, smutty, crack, of an AppleMedia Christmas fic

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    12 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    Lucifer thought the hardest part of his day would be having to pick up an item with Alastor of all people.
    (Little did he know he'd be taking a bullet to the head.)

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    11 Dec 2025

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    "You are quite injured," Alastor commented, Lucifer not even bothering to bring his head up to respond. Instead, he looked at the growing golden patches brewing on his white coat, staining the fabric and making it stick to his chest. The pronged wires were falling out now, unkept by their master as they were, and left golden droplets where they hung. Lucifer watched idly as his blood plopped beneath him.

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    For Lucifer, what do you do when you stop being Hell's most feared?
    For Alastor, what do you do with an immortal being awfully... mortal?

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    11 Dec 2025

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    In the aftermath of Vox's failed coup, Lucifer has cooped himself up in his room as his seraphim instincts react to the threat. Unfortunately for Alastor, poking his nose where it doesn't belong has unexpected consequences.

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    11 Dec 2025