Kismetcanbiteme
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- The 100 (TV) (8)
- KPop Demon Hunters (2025) (2)
- Wednesday (TV 2022) (1)
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Zoey walks into the kitchen and freezes.
Walks out.
Walks back in again.
Blinks.
Has a crisis.
Shoves said crisis down where all the bad things live.
Blinks again.
Because sitting at her kitchen table drinking tea with her father out of a chipped kitty cat mug is Kim Celine. As in, Kim Celine of Sunlight Entertainment As in, Kim Celine of the Sunlight Sisters.
Zoey, apropos of nothing in particular, thinks she may have girl-bossed too close to the sun.
or Zoey shortly before and during her recruitment to Huntrix.
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- Part 2 of The Polytrix Files (pre-canon)
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The music starts, the dancers begin, and the Honmoon shifts.
She's played with the Honmoon before, but it's never felt like this. Rumi is suddenly desperate to be performing with the crowd of dancers herself. It's subtle at first, but the waves of shimmering light begin to shift across the room toward the back. They brush across Rumi sweetly as they pass her.
With all the dancers moving as they are, it's impossible to tell who it's responding to, but Rumi knows beyond a shadow of a doubt. One of them is here.
or Finding the Second Hunter
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- Part 1 of The Polytrix Files (pre-canon)
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Her mother turned hopeful watery eyes on her “Really Honey, are you sure it’s what you think? I mean plenty of wolves have had Rejection sickness just because they didn’t realize-“ she paused to hiccup wetly into her tissue “Maybe you just haven’t talked to this boy, whoever he is. Maybe you’ve just convinced yourself-“
“No. my feelings aren’t returned. I know that for certain.”
“But sweetheart, if you haven’t even-”
“I’d like to leave”
or Wednesday is Enid's mate but Enid knows she couldn't possibly love her back.
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She finally made it up to the cliff’s edge where her wing waited. Even after three years as a rider the sight of six fully grown dragons still took Lexa’s breath away. They stood almost as tall as houses and, in some cases, as long as six horses. Glittering scales shone bright in the sun.
Hedath was easily the most beautiful as the brightest and largest dragon, with silver scales and iridescent horns spiraling on either side of his tufted ears, but maybe she’s biased.A Clexa Dragon Rider AU
Ok so this is my second try writing this story. Hopefully I can make it work for me this time. It was originally under Inhale Air Exhale Fire, but I've revamped it a ton
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It’s been a few weeks now since they were left here to live out the last years of the human race, and already they’ve begun to build and plan their camp. They’ve started to hunt and fish and settle. It’s like all the idyllic pictures in her Earth skills textbook combined. Unlike when they first landed, they actually know what to do and how to survive, so all that’s left… is to live.
It doesn’t take Clarke long to realize she's really, really bad at that.
Coming back to Earth is one thing. Coming back to Earth with no one to fight and no one to fight for is like crashing down from an adrenaline high that started when she was seventeen. Not fun.
And she’s alone.
Or: I added a better ending to an objectively wtf finale. You're welcome
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“Did you know the clitoris has over eight thousand nerve endings?” Zoey remarks, her hands sliding up Rumi’s thighs again. “Some studies indicate the number might be over ten thousand, even.”
“I am aware,” Mira deadpans, holding Rumi in place as she squirms and whimpers under Zoey’s ministrations. “I just had my mouth on all of them.”
(OR, touch-starved sexually repressed half-demon attempts self-pleasure, fails miserably. Mira and Zoey reap the rewards)
Bookmarked by Kismetcanbiteme
25 Apr 2026
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the hands around my throat are my own by faithlethalhane
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
31 Dec 2025
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“Celine…”
She can’t even find the simplest of words. Her body is still surging with adrenaline, the feeling of not one, or two, but three voices in her head. Three sets of feelings.
“How…how am I supposed to hide my patterns from them if we can…hear each other’s *fucking thoughts*.”
“You can block the connection Rumi. You just have to put up walls.”
“Put up walls?!” Rumi nearly shrieks. “They can already tell if I’m hungry before I can. I think it’s a little late for walls-“
OR
Once the girls pledged their oath as demon hunters, they were granted telepathy through the Honmoon and the more Rumi holds up walls against them, the more touch-starved and horny she gets.
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21 Apr 2026
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“The fans are eating up you being a romantic,” Rumi informs her with a smile. “They think it’s cute.”
Mira frowns, pausing her scratching under Derpy's chin (he does not seem to mind. Or notice. Honestly, Mira's not exactly sure if the tiger is even aware that he's alive, sometimes…). “I’m not supposed to be cute. Zoey is cute-”
“Aw, thank you!”
“-you are cute, puppies are cute, Derpy is cute.”
“Mira you’re very, very cute,” Zoey disagrees loudly from where she’s poking at a pot on the stove.
“No, I- ugh. Whatever, not the point. Why did you two say that, anyway, about me being some closet romantic?”
Rumi blinks at her. “Because… you are?”
“I am not- when have you ever seen me fawn over someone opening a door?” Mira scoffs, resuming her ministrations on their fluffy visitor.
“Never, but-”
"So why did you do that? Now people think I'm some swooning idiot."
“Right, no- Mira, I meant that you like to do those things.”
“Duh,” Zoey calls helpfully from the kitchen.In which Mira decides to sweep Rumi and Zoey off their feet, and Rumi and Zoey are too stupid (affectionate) to realize it.
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Bookmarked by Kismetcanbiteme
21 Apr 2026
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“I want Mira to knot you.”
The spoon in Mira’s hand slipped and clattered against the porcelain bowl. Beside her, Rumi nearly choked on a mouthful of soggy cereal, coughing as her face turned crimson in less than two seconds.
They both stared at Zoey. Rumi’s wide eyes made her look like a startled owl, her cheeks burning. Mira looked a little more composed, but the request had clearly blindsided her too. Neither of them spoke.
Zoey, still focused on shoveling cereal into her mouth, didn’t notice right away. The words had tumbled out between bites, almost like an afterthought. It wasn’t until she felt the silence stretching around her that she paused, spoon halfway to her lips.
“What?” she asked, blinking at them. “Last time I couldn’t get a good look at it.”
A strangled sound escaped Rumi’s throat, her face somehow managing to grow even redder.
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Zoey has a request and who are Mira/Rumi to deny it?
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05 Apr 2026
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Zoey still took the suppressants every day. She didn't want to get overwhelmed by her own biology when college was already kicking her ass, but… It's not like she never thought about it.
She'd helped Mira and Rumi through their ruts as best as she could, though they had never synced up so far. Wouldn't that be something? One was already a handful, ha, but both of her Alphas at the same time? And maybe even her heat added into the mix? They'd have to skip classes for at least a week.
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Zoey doesn't want to take her suppressants anymore and her first heat kicks in.
Series
- Part 3 of pheromones and disasters
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03 Apr 2026