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    “Mr.Sam,” Joel asks him out of the blue during breakfast, “Why is everything you make so gross?”

    Upon the abrupt insult, Sam nearly spits out the runny eggs he barely managed to put together, punching his chest as he choked on his terrible breakfast. “What?” he manages to cough out.

    “Well… hhhh… It’s just my mom used to make super awesome pancakes!” Joel says with a smile… though, it’s hard to tell if it’s an actual smile or just his face. “I know we don’t have a lot of food… But these eggs taste really… hhhh… bad.”

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    A series of events in which Sam learns to cook, and gains a family on the way. Because when you're in the midst of the apocalypse, getting your kids McDonald's isn't exactly a feasible option.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Leigh has always been a little abrasive. She can be a bit.. bloodthirsty at times, and is quick to raise her voice. She accepted this about herself a long time ago.

    But when the woman she’s weathering the apocalypse with actually takes her up on one of her *many* threats, Leigh realizes two things:

    One, that if Hellen were ever actually mad at her, Leigh would be finely diced in an instant

    Two: that Leigh would absolutely love that.

    Aka Leigh is bad at flirting and Hellen is like “damn this bitch HATES me wtf did I do??”
    five times Leigh picks an unnecessary fight, and that one time Hellen realizes why.

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    15 Oct 2026

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    Sam spends an afternoon at Lyle's to get away from the chaos of the end of the world, and the two end up reminiscing on things they never got to do before it all went sideways. They realize it's not too late on one of those things.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    Sometime after being tortured in the basement of his childhood home and a spider bite that turned his new life upside down, Neil stops running and starts swinging instead. He tries not to regret his decision when a seemingly invulnerable mercenary starts breaking down every wall he's ever built.

    Or: Neil is Spider-Man, Andrew is Deadpool, and people only assume Spider-Man doesn’t kill because Neil is very good at hiding bodies.

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    02 Oct 2026

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    Spock wishes to socialize more so he tries a sports bar restaurant where the waitstaff wear barely there clothing. One waiter, Jim, has assets that Spock can't keep his eyes off of.

    I'm not good with summaries. Basically: Jim wears tight, short shorts for his uniform and only the shorts. (Think Tallywackers mixed with Hooters) Jim flirts with a blushing Spock and they fall in love.

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    28 Sep 2026