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Thine own reflection in eternity by Lordwhatfoolsthismortalsbe
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Mar 2025
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After rescuing Rex and Obi-Wan from Kadavo, Anakin cottons on to the fact that he and the clones have more in common than he thought.
Aka: the one where a blast from the past (and the Force) knock some sense into Anakin and alter the course of the future.
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nothing but love and stardust by Lordwhatfoolsthismortalsbe
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Jun 2023
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Curufin had not intended to argue with his son, had indeed sought him out to try and reforge the broken trust between them.
But when he had come upon him, speaking to one of the old Fëanorian followers that had lived long enough to follow Tyelpe to Lindon and into the service of that so called High King-
Speaking of their continued loyalty to that, that pretender with the gal to call himself Ereinion, Curufin had seen red.Aka: Curufin and Celegorm are idiots (what else is new?) and get some surprising news/history lessons.
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My mirrored twin, my next of kin (I'd know you in my sleep) by Lordwhatfoolsthismortalsbe
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
11 Mar 2023
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When they rode into the courtyard of castle black, Greatjon Umber heaved a sigh of relief. They had ridden hard for more than a fortnight, ever since word of Stannis Baratheons presence at the wall had reached them. The guards at the gate had told them to wait. That the newly elected Lord Commander was busy with Stannis.
Aka: It's criminal we never got to see King-in-the-North Robb interact with Lord-Commander Jon Snow and I want it, so I did it.
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Pleasures tints of flame and gold by Lordwhatfoolsthismortalsbe
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Jun 2022
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"Fuck you."
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You Look Like I Need A Drink by Lordwhatfoolsthismortalsbe for Trudemaethien
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Mar 2022
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Cody just wants to gossip with someone but Dogma isn't making it easy when Fox interrupts, looking like death warmed over. Whelp, gotta take care of his brother first, some teasing notwithstanding.
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“I wish you had gone to juvie.”
There was one of those automated clap-tracks on the television as another contestant got the question correct. Gallagher’s eyes were dark as the blue lights of the television screen threw weird shadows onto his face. Mickey wished, almost idly, that there was more lighting in the Milkovich household, if just so that Gallagher didn’t look so ominous. He picked up the remote and muted the TV.
A canon-divergent story from 1x09, in which Tony Markovich suspected foul play and coerced an unwilling Mickey Milkovich into revealing the truth about Kash Karib.
Russian translation available here.
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21 Feb 2026
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“I wish you had gone to juvie.”
There was one of those automated clap-tracks on the television as another contestant got the question correct. Gallagher’s eyes were dark as the blue lights of the television screen threw weird shadows onto his face. Mickey wished, almost idly, that there was more lighting in the Milkovich household, if just so that Gallagher didn’t look so ominous. He picked up the remote and muted the TV.
A canon-divergent story from 1x09, in which Tony Markovich suspected foul play and coerced an unwilling Mickey Milkovich into revealing the truth about Kash Karib.
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And then there’s Fiona. Mickey’s always liked her; she’s snarky and quick-witted and doesn’t take anyone’s shit—he can see where Ian gets it from.
But beneath all of that, under the sharp edges and determined front, she’s all soft inside. He can tell from the way she is with the kids: from the way she soothes them when they’re upset or anxious or scared; from the way she still cooks for them all and hands them brown-bag lunches out the door, even though they’re practically all grown; from the way she loves them.
He can tell from her eyes. They’re soft, earnest. Like MIckey imagines a mother's would be.
Or: Mickey and Fiona have a conversation about childhood, being raised by your sibling, and the people we become when we have no other choice.
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16 Feb 2026
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And then there’s Fiona. Mickey’s always liked her; she’s snarky and quick-witted and doesn’t take anyone’s shit—he can see where Ian gets it from.
But beneath all of that, under the sharp edges and determined front, she’s all soft inside. He can tell from the way she is with the kids: from the way she soothes them when they’re upset or anxious or scared; from the way she still cooks for them all and hands them brown-bag lunches out the door, even though they’re practically all grown; from the way she loves them.
He can tell from her eyes. They’re soft, earnest. Like MIckey imagines a mother's would be.
Or: Mickey and Fiona have a conversation about childhood, being raised by your sibling, and the people we become when we have no other choice.
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Phil Callahan never meant to play the role of responsible adult, but when he of all people clocks that Steve Harrington needs one, he begrudgingly steps up.
Too bad the gig comes bundled with local chaos gremlin and suspected lawn flamingo thief, Eddie Munson.
Bookmarked by Lordwhatfoolsthismortalsbe
16 Jan 2026
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Phil Callahan never meant to play the role of responsible adult, but when he of all people clocks that Steve Harrington needs one, he begrudgingly steps up.
Too bad the gig comes bundled with local chaos gremlin and suspected lawn flamingo thief, Eddie Munson.
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Three Times Steve's Parents Were Out of the Loop, One Time He Let Them In by SalamanderGoo
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Aug 2025
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Between 1983 and 1986, Steve Harrington lands himself in the hospital 4 separate times. He doesn't want to keep getting into shenanigans, but he keeps tripping into it. Three of those times, he lies and evades questions and leaves a lot unsaid. One of those times, he can't hide it from his parents anymore.
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13 Jan 2026
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Between 1983 and 1986, Steve Harrington lands himself in the hospital 4 separate times. He doesn't want to keep getting into shenanigans, but he keeps tripping into it. Three of those times, he lies and evades questions and leaves a lot unsaid. One of those times, he can't hide it from his parents anymore.
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In the aftermath of the battle at Three Brothers Rocks, no one has time to check on Spider, and the last thing Spider wants is to be more of a burden than he already is. All he has to do is survive, as he always has.
It isn't enough.
In which Spider slides down a metaphorical slippery slope, and no one notices until Jake almost loses another son.
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30 Dec 2025
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In the aftermath of the battle, no one has time to check on Spider, and the last thing Spider wants is to be more of a burden than he already is. All he has to do is survive, as he always has.
It isn't enough.
In which Spider slides down a metaphorical slippery slope, and no one notices until Jake almost loses another son.