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“Attached to your neck is a collar that will inject a poison into your jugular vein two days from now. Forcibly removing the device will also trigger the poison. Somewhere on this island is the antidote.”
His hands reached up to his neck and he felt the cool metal of the collar.
“Live or die. Make your choice.”
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05 May 2026
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Kenny dies a lot but he always comes back. Sometimes he wished he didn't. He had plans to beat this death to the punch, but when a familiar kid he hadn't seen since elementary school throws a wrench in those plans he's wondering why things suddenly changed. He didn't die this time, and things feel different now. Maybe the next time will be real, but is he actually ready for that now?
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- Part 1 of Its Real
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10 Apr 2026
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Kenny was doing much better these days—he had a car, he had a job, both of his parents were long-term employed, and he got to see his best friends every Saturday night.
This whole Butters thing was really disrupting his equilibrium.
Sure, they’d known each other practically their whole lives, there were even points in time where they hung out with Butters more than they did with Cartman—and who could blame them? There had been days in their childhood where they would get stuck together for whatever reason, good or bad, and Kenny didn’t really remember ever thinking poorly of him or fondly of him, either.
That was a long time ago; memories were foggy and distant for someone like Kenny, who had dealt with much more in his nineteen years of life than most people did ever. He couldn’t help but wonder what Butters had dealt with in all these years, too.
(it’s a prequel, ya’ll ❤️)
here’s another playlist i’m sorry it’s even longer than the last
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- Part 2 of best buds
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06 Apr 2026
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The bottom line is, Stan doesn’t like him like that. This is purely transactional. It’s a win-win, like he’d said in the closet. The more Kyle thinks about it, the simpler it is.
Stan isn’t at any risk of catching feelings; he’s viewing this entire endeavour as a way to get where he needs to be, and being the decent guy he always has been, wants to ensure Kyle gets something out of it too. He’s overthinking this. Making it harder than it has to be. He always does that.
Having fallen out of friendship through one circumstance or another, Stan and Kyle are forced into a closet together, before they can come stumbling out. Literally, then metaphorically.
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05 Apr 2026
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