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Welcome to the DMFFA!
Strange things are happening here... There are curses to be broken, there is research to be done, and a mysterious door has materialised at the Ministry of Magic. Hermione Granger is the only one who can see it, but should she go inside? Especially when everything it contains relates to her childhood bully, and reformed Death Eater, Draco Malfoy...
Hermione is playing a dangerous game with the DMFFA, but what does it all mean? And what does D-M-F-F-A even stand for??
Well, you tell me. First correct guess wins a prize. As does the funniest incorrect guess... (no, seriously, come and guess over on my IG AsphyxiKate).
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07 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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07 Apr 2026
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The Death Eater Rehabilitation Project by Taxonomic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2024
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The Death Eater Rehabilitation Project meets every Friday evening at 9pm sharp on top of the Astronomy Tower. Participants may bring, if they desire, a baked good, OR a bottle of dark alcohol, OR a general air of shame and regret. Dark Marks encouraged, but not required.
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07 Apr 2026
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When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner.
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- Part 1 of DoT!verse
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07 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger was jaded. So naturally, she made a plan.
Step one: Abandon the wizarding world for a few days.
Step two: Find a proper Muggle bloke.
Step three: Shag. Shag until the pit in her chest closes.
Of course she hadn't planned for this, and really, how could she?
Draco Malfoy caught her eyes as he sat in the backseat of the Uber that she just called.Or: Hermione needs a one-night stand to recover, and Draco is... enthusiastically there.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Novella*
*Honorable Mention 2024 Top Smut*- Language:
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07 Apr 2026