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How to say Fuck You to the Feudal System by Being as Successful as Possible: A guide for Haruno Sakura, by Haruno Sakura, Starring Haruno Sakura by mordox
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Sep 2021
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The main difference between my previous life and this one was that if a child told their parents they wanted to be a murderer for hire, over here the parents would be like, “Wow, sweetie, let’s go sign you up for classes on how to kill people right now so that you can be an active part of the feudal system!” and parents back there would have been like, “Have you considered being a doctor or engineer instead?”
That’s to say, by the time that I realized what was going on, my dumbass self was in training for indentured servitude.
(Okay, fine, being a ninja is very different from going into indentured servitude but that's not the point.)
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Haruno Sakura lives in a world where the education system is TERRIBLE (even worse than her last one), the government structure is even worse than the education system (so much worse than her last one), and she'll probably die before she can reach twenty five and experience what it feels like to have a fully developed brain (life is full of disappointments).
Don't worry though, she's coping. Mostly. Kind of. It's a work in progress.
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If 3 Reincarnated Ninja Were Fighting a Moon Goddess and One of Them Got Killed With a Rock, Would That Be Fucked Up Or What by mordox
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Aug 2022
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Three random idiots were transmigrated into bodies of Konoha toddlers during the kyuubi attack. Each thinking they’re the only one who remembers a past life, they each try to hide it. Coincidentally, they are all assigned to Hatake Kakashi’s genin team since they were only average academy students and don’t have parents to complain about their children being failed via bell test, which happened with the last three teams he was assigned.
What follows is three fools trying to hide their knowledge from each other and their jounin-sensei while desperately trying to reach chunin fast enough that Kakashi can teach the actual team seven, and a jounin-sensei who is very confused by his three genin but has so few (read: zero) points of reference for normal twelve year olds raised during peacetime that he can’t tell if they’re weird or not.
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- Part 1 of my little ninja: murder is magic
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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Bookmarked by NotAllWhoWonder
08 Apr 2026
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Good so far! 😁
Ch.8Also crazy good movie!!!!! Space freaks me out. I was super anxious even thinking about watching it, especially in the theaters. BUT my son and grandma wanted to see it so yup. We went. And I LOVED it!!! I should see it in theaters again just to help the box office numbers cuz they deserve it for that movie.
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After Sasuke regains memories of a previous life and realizes that he is part of the story of Naruto, he rejects his destiny and ducks out of the story before Naruto can get attached. Kakashi, martyr and troll that he is, objects.
Sasuke out there, just living his best life, lounging on a beach under an umbrella, drinking lemonade:
Kakashi, running full tilt and carrying the rest of Team Seven under his arms: I’ll save you, Sasuke!
Naruto and Sakura: *cheering Kakashi on*
The Plot will not be denied.
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Solving All Your Problems and Saving the World: A Speed Run by Araived for angstea
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2025
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It was on the very first day of school that Uchiha Sasuke met the person who would alter the course of his life forevermore. It came in the form of a pink-haired girl who, upon seeing him, grabbed his hand, sat him down, and told him very seriously: “Together, you and I are going to save the world.”
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Or, Haruno Sakura is absolutely, positively nailing this isekai thing. Fixing all the problems in Naruto just requires... a creative touch, shall we say. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), no one else knows what the hell she's doing.
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- Part 9 of A Collection of SI/OCs
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Bookmarked by NotAllWhoWonder
28 Apr 2026
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Love it. Character development! Hahaha
Ch.4