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    Draco Malfoy makes a living gossiping about Harry Potter. Harry makes a hobby out of giving him new material. Soon, it’s hard to tell whether the Chosen One has finally gone off the rails or if the column has taken creative writing a bit too far.

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    04 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Draco dresses in tunics, braids his hair, and dwells in a mythical greenhouse glass-dome with his glimmering fairies.

    To Harry, he's just a vain bug keeper with infuriatingly long pale hair living in a dome-shaped mausoleum, and the cause of Harry's perpetual headache. But when an annoying temporary curse strikes, Harry finds himself in the unenviable position of having to live with and babysit Malfoy and his bugs for a whole bloody year.

    Sure, Harry's eaten Malfoy food and crashed his couch more often than his own bed in the last decade. Sure, Harry will call Malfoy his friend if he's pressured enough.

    But this?

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    04 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    After the war, Harry doesn’t return to the Auror Office. Instead, he builds something quieter—Harry’s Homewards Helpings, a business for magical home restoration, repairing wards and mending the kind of ruins people leave behind.
    When a Ministry project pairs him with Draco Malfoy—now an apprentice at the Ministry Magical Pest Control Office under eccentric Oswald Pritchard—Harry expects awkward professionalism at best.

    But between singing snails, hidden histories, and the slow unearthing of old places and older wounds, something steadier begins to grow.

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    02 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    In a war of light and dark, Draco Malfoy refuses both.
    He’ll forge his own path and maybe, just maybe, Harry will walk it with him.

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    01 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    Six times Draco Malfoy sauntered into - and upended - Harry Potter's day, in an absurd magical disguise. With no ulterior motives. Of course.

    And one time Harry finally recognised exactly what was going on.

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    01 May 2026