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you put it on me (ceiling to floor) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
31 Jul 2024
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“You’re like a fucking Hoover Deluxe. Soldier Boy reference, you wouldn’t get it, god it’s such a good show. And you’d be right up his alley, old man,” Deadpool slurred behind him, laughing maniacally, “oww, ease up, champ, you’re gonna suck the foreskin clean off my dick.”
He tried to pull out. Logan’s claws came out, “don’t you fucking dare–”
“Relax,” Wade husked against his sweaty cheek, adjusting his slipping grip around Logan’s waist, “I don’t have a refractory period and I got nowhere else to be. Daddy’ll dick you down all night long, babygirl.”
“Don’t fucking call me that, you demented fuckwad.”
Movie spoilers.
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14 Mar 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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21 Dec 2025
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18 Dec 2025
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Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine by Halbmondnacht
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
03 Nov 2025
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He had managed to control his thirst for centuries, exposed himself to human blood over and over again, reached into open chests, operated on more people than he could remember, their faces blurring together. He had bandaged, glued, and stitched wounds, washing the blood from his hands every day. Never touched it, always maintaining control, had seen himself in a position to teach others to control themselves as well.
So he wondered what had happened, what had led him to stand behind Forks' chief of police, so close, his chest was pressed against his back, whose injured hand gripped so tightly by him—it must hurt, lowering his head, a second away from tearing the man's carotid artery open.
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Carlisle tells the story of a fateful night when his self-control and ethics were severely tested by an overworked police officer.
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18 Dec 2025
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The DILF Book Club by SisyphusRising
Fandoms: Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
30 Jul 2022
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Charlie Swan is an average man.
He's an average man in an average town, maintaining an average, comfortable life for himself and his teenage daughter.
That being said, Charlie doesn't understand why a young gorgeous doctor keeps asking him out for coffee.
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18 Dec 2025