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    Are Flowers an Appropriate Apology for the Guard Captain? by for lavulin98

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    11 Apr 2015

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    Bard feels really bad for Tauriel. Not only had she been putting up with Thranduil's apparently shitty attitude all week, but now she had to suffer through a week with his children because of this. Were flowers an appropriate apology gift for the Captain of the Mirkwood Guard?

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Durin’s Knot by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    07 Nov 2024

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    When Bilbo finds a fertility charm while helping to clean out the homes of reclaimed Erebor, he soon learns that the line of Durin have a peculiar anatomical feature: knots. Now he can’t stop thinking about Thorin and what his must be like.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    No Homo by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    13 Feb 2020

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    AU where the company is really just a fraternity in college. Thorin serves as a leader/president of the group.

    There are really only two special rules in the house.

    1) You can only wear a jockstrap or go around naked.

    2) All behavior is acceptable but you must say "No Homo" or something similar following any homosexual like activities.

    This is a group of very homosecual people constantly dancing around that fact. Let's see how things go for this motley crew.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    In Which Dwalin is Very Surprised by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    03 Apr 2013

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    Dwalin has been interested for a long time, but he is a little unprepared for what sweet, charming Bofur is like. In bed.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Risky or Risqué by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    01 Apr 2026

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    Bilbo confesses a rather embarrassing fantasy to his husband, Thorin, who eagerly agrees to indulge him, confident in the trust they share. As the two carefully plan their private game, Thorin gathers props and prepares the perfect surprise, unaware that his suspicious behavior has alarmed the Company. Convinced their king has fallen back into gold-sickness and that Bilbo is in grave danger, the dwarves launch a dramatic rescue that bursts into the royal chambers at the worst possible moment, turning a carefully planned evening into a chaotic misunderstanding.

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    03 Aug 2026