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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, son of God, came to Earth, against the predictions of dozens of prominent religious scholars, on the relatively normal day of June 21st 2024, four months before the Earth's 6028th birthday. It was raining in London. The M25 was backed up. The Tube was late arriving to one station, and early arriving to another. Tourists took pictures at all the places that tourists enjoy taking pictures at.

    Then, precisely at 5:32 pm, the clouds parted from above and the Heavenly Host descended from the sky, not just in London, but all over the world, and they spake as one:

    Your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has returned to Earth. Find him and heed his words, for Armageddon will come for You. You have four months to renounce Yourselves of Sin and accept the Goodness of God, or be cast aside when the Earth and Heaven become as One in Eternal Paradise

    And with a faint bubble-like *pop*, they disappeared.

    The Son of God was found five days later.

    By the next day, he was verified on all platforms.

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    18 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    When Morro plans to possess the Green Ninja in order to enact his revenge and bring the Preeminent to Ninjago, he did not expect to encounter his absolute mess of a cousin with a boatload of trauma.

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    Or a rewrite of season 5, starring greencousins.

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    13 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    A collection of (barely edited and only read by myself before posting mind you) chapters of Spirit Tracks Link accidentally joining the Linked Universe chain, and the adventures; both angsty and silly, that result from it.

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    12 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    The Link’s face their greatest enemy yet. Their own inner demons. How will they survive a dungeon that forces them to realize the truth about themselves.

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    I put the Chain into a dungeon that gives them therapy. This is supposed to be a crack fic and there are very few actually serious parts.

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    12 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    At least I still have coffee.

    I sit up too fast, though, and end up seeing spots. It takes me a couple seconds for my brain to stop feeling like TV static. The first time that happened, Rocky freaked out. But it's been happening for months now, since I'm eating less and tired far more often, and both of us have just sort of gotten used to it. I wonder if it'd be worse or better in zero-g.

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    What do you do when you have a serious medical condition twelve lightyears from anyone and anything that could actually help?

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    10 May 2026