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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    After the bar fight, Roadhog is almost in disbelief at how much Junkrat talks - it's nonstop, like water gushing out of nonexistent waterfalls.

    Roadhog, of course, doesn't respond. And it's not like Junkrat cares, still prattling on about this “treasure” like it's the only thing he's ever known. Roadhog just absently flicks beer off from his hand, the one that crushed his glass stein before he started swinging.

    I should've drank it, he thinks. Would've made this more tolerable.

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    roadhog and junkrat become partners without equal, for better or for worse.

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    29 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    'I'm tired of being afraid. When I'm empress, I'm going to make everyone else afraid instead. Just like you do, Corvo.' Emily Kaldwin becomes the empress she was never supposed to be.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    In which Thorin pushes, and Bilbo doesn't know how to handle emotions and finds himself engaged without realizing it.

    (A fluffy "everyone lives" marriage AU)

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    24 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    Bilbo brings a few tooks to erebor and they panic when he sits on the fucking throne. Especially when thorin comes back into the room

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    21 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    I’m just going to copy and paste parts of the tumblr post I made about it because I don’t know how to summarize it

    “Thorin Oakenshield, the dwarf who charged on army with nothing but an oak branch as a shield and took back a mountain from a DRAGON, is sitting in a meeting with potential councilmen. He’s freakishly tall too, with steely blue eyes that almost emit a glow if you look hard enough. He opens his mouth to finally speak, and they expect a deep boom that could rival Durin himself. Instead what they hear is a god awful accent, which sounds like the “poor folk”, that they can hardly understand. He speaks so confidently and yet most of it, to their ears, is gibberish.“

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    21 Jun 2026