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[long live the king] by Shhnikeys (Schnikeys), zapperthecat
Fandoms: Destiny 1 (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Nixis of the Wolves is taken, in multiple senses, in sequence.
AKA: “Hot single Taken Archon Priests in your area”
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Instead of tearing Variks the Loyal's arms off before the Uprising at Cybele, Skolas the Rabid listens to his scribe several years earlier, after the Eos Clash. The Wolves flourish; what are the consequences?
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- Part 1 of Fenrir's Pack
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Extra scenes from The Binding of Tyr, featuring mostly terrible people getting busy in one way or another.
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- Part 2 of Fenrir's Pack
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Tiny Shiny Thing by JackieSnax, Schnikeys
Fandoms: Starling - gogglesque & theyoungdoyley
03 Nov 2015
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Roy just wanted to get Elliott this cute little shiny thing. He didn't realize it 'meant something' until it was too late.
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Flowers, Flowers Everywhere by Chrononautical for deadgloves
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 Sep 2017
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Lea would face any hardship, conquer any challenge, and work harder than any dwarf ever has to prove her worth to Master Baggins. She will succeed as his apprentice and learn all that there is to know.
But why did it have to be flowers?
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- Part 4 of The Mushroom Mine
Bookmarked by Schnikeys_Sorting_Bin (Schnikeys)
14 Aug 2026
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Flowers, Flowers Everywhere (1048 words) by Chrononautical
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Original Female Dwarf Character(s)
Additional Tags: Flowers, Companion Piece, Flowers are not Lea's element, Food would be fine she knows a lot about food, Or rocks. She's a dwarf after all., Flowers not so much
Series: Part 4 of The Mushroom Mine
Summary:Lea would face any hardship, conquer any challenge, and work harder than any dwarf ever has to prove her worth to Master Baggins. She will succeed as his apprentice and learn all that there is to know.
But why did it have to be flowers?
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A Great Gift of Gold by Chrononautical for Isara_love, JessariOfErebor, vividpast, ChibiTsukiHikari
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
03 Sep 2017
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Thorin tries to give Bilbo a courtship gift, but the hobbit doesn't want it.
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- Part 3 of The Mushroom Mine
Bookmarked by Schnikeys_Sorting_Bin (Schnikeys)
14 Aug 2026
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A Great Gift of Gold (1717 words) by Chrononautical
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins, Dís (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Angst, Gift Giving, Cultural Differences
Series: Part 3 of The Mushroom Mine
Summary:Thorin tries to give Bilbo a courtship gift, but the hobbit doesn't want it.
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The Price of Mushrooms in Buckland by Chrononautical for Dragonsteamfan
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
31 Aug 2017
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A dwarven merchant just wants to turn a profit. Traveling to an out-of-the-way hamlet like the Shire isn't the way to do that, but what can a dwarf do when the Burglar of Erebor asks for a favor? At least one of the locals is friendly.
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- Part 2 of The Mushroom Mine
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- English
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- 1,510
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Schnikeys_Sorting_Bin (Schnikeys)
14 Aug 2026
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The Price of Mushrooms in Buckland (1510 words) by Chrononautical
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Original Dwarf Character(s), Merimac Brandybuck
Additional Tags: Mushrooms, Cross Cultural Commerce, The Shire, Dwarves in the Shire
Series: Part 2 of The Mushroom Mine
Summary:A dwarven merchant just wants to turn a profit. Traveling to an out-of-the-way hamlet like the Shire isn't the way to do that, but what can a dwarf do when the Burglar of Erebor asks for a favor? At least one of the locals is friendly.
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A Passion For Mushrooms by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Sep 2017
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There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
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- Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine
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- English
- Words:
- 89,912
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 40
- Comments:
- 4,706
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- 15,075
- Bookmarks:
- 4,241
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Bookmarked by Schnikeys_Sorting_Bin (Schnikeys)
03 Mar 2026
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A Passion For Mushrooms (89912 words) by Chrononautical
Chapters: 34/34
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bombur (Tolkien), Dís (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: all the dwarves - Freeform, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Cultural Differences, Background Kíli/Tauriel - Freeform, Gift Giving, Language of Flowers, Flower Crowns, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains in Erebor, Slow Burn, Miscommunication, Podfic Available
Series: Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine
Summary:There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
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There is a Lhazareen saying: ‘No rain without thunder, no child without pangs.’
One week before Queen Aemma’s due date, a slave who speaks the bastard tongue of old Valyria is brought to King’s Landing with a prophecy and a wish. One that foretells the Queen's death in childbirth, and a wish to deliver her child safely. This is the story of a modern midwife in Westeros.
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- English
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- 7/?
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Bookmarked by Schnikeys_Sorting_Bin (Schnikeys)
14 Jul 2026
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No Rain Without Thunder (63629 words) by Sublimeinal_Messages
Chapters: 7/?
Fandom: House of the Dragon (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Alicent Hightower/Rhaenyra Targaryen, Alicent Hightower & Rhaenyra Targaryen & Original Female Character(s), Gwayne Hightower/Original Female Character(s)
Characters: Original Characters, Alicent Hightower, Rhaenyra Targaryen, Corlys "The Sea Snake" Velaryon, Laenor Velaryon, Laena Velaryon (Daughter of Corlys), Rhaenys Targaryen Velaryon, Viserys II Targaryen, Criston Cole, Otto Hightower, Gwayne Hightower, Aemma Arryn, Baelon Targaryen (Son of Viserys I)
Additional Tags: Inspired by Call the Midwife, and all those graphic birthing scenes of canon, Pregnancy, Sexual Themes, Puberty, Menstruation, sex ed, Women's Health, Abortion, moon tea is not a perfect birth control, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, modern girl in westeros, OC insert, Essos OC, slowburn, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Blood Magic, genital surgery, Medieval Medicine, Medical Malpractice, Medieval racism, Xenophobia, religion - freeform, Miscommunication
Summary:There is a Lhazareen saying: ‘No rain without thunder, no child without pangs.’
One week before Queen Aemma’s due date, a slave who speaks the bastard tongue of old Valyria is brought to King’s Landing with a prophecy and a wish. One that foretells the Queen's death in childbirth, and a wish to deliver her child safely. This is the story of a modern midwife in Westeros.