Schwazz
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Konoha is a mess. Sakura, Shikamaru and Ino have some ideas. These ideas include adopting a bunch of orphans, meddling in village politics, fiddling around with jutsu, seizing the means of production and ultimately turning the Haruno clan into something worth respecting... and maybe even fearing.
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Omegas are weak, fallible, easily broken, and too emotional to function as a shinobi. Until a little pinked omega expectantly presents as one; she refuses to allow her status to slow her down and decides to flip the script.
Kakashi hates omegas, ever since he made that promise to Obito and marked Rin. For all the good it did her. Despite his hatred, he becomes obsessed with Sakura.
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15 Dec 2025
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Sakura decides to finally use the heat and rut service the village provides—a service meant for alphas and omegas without a partner—after Ino challenges her. The anonymous alpha she’s matched up with reminds her of Kakashi…but it can’t be him.
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13 Dec 2025
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It all started with a book.
You weren’t supposed to touch it.
A restricted project at the Smithsonian — a “sensitive artifact,” they called it. As a conservationist, your job was just to analyze the material.
Then you touched it.One moment you’re in 2031, cataloging a creepy relic.
The next, you’re in 1931 — deep in the Mississippi Delta — dealing with vampires, witches and the likes…Bookmarked by Schwazz
16 Oct 2025
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When Sakura is sent back to the Third War by way of a sealing accident (courtesy of Sasuke), she finds out that she can forge her own path.
Genetics might have made her old teammates exceptional, but Sakura was going to become great with her own two hands and sheer willpower.
Her newfound strength catches the eye of an Uchiha, and he's nothing like Sasuke-kun.
(ObiSaku Time Travel AU)
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- Part 3 of Sealing Shenanigans
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Bookmarked by Schwazz
25 Sep 2025
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Or: Sakura gets a glow up.
Formerly titled: How to Surprise the Shit out of your Chauvinistic Temmates
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- 11/?
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Bookmarked by Schwazz
11 Sep 2025