ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney



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    Danny Fenton is a Halfa. Half-a-ghost, half-a-human, and all overworked, under (not) paid, stressed-out teenage superhero.
    So maybe he shouldn’t be taking naps in the Amity Park Aquarium. And so maybe he really shouldn’t have gone there when people could see.
    But come on, who’s gonna believe there’s a mermaid in an Illinois aquarium?

    Apparently, the Justice League.

    … Yeah, Danny really should’ve found a better napping spot.

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    Damian brings a cat to the manor. Jason knows that's no cat.

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    The Ghost King’s terrifying form shimmered, the swirling mist and glowing eyes melting away to reveal a teenager with messy black hair and an exasperated expression. He looked about Billy’s age, though the weight in his eyes suggested someone much older.

    “You heard me,” the boy—no, the king—repeated. “That summoning ritual was a marriage contract. You and I? We’re bound together now. ‘Til death do us part. And considering I’m already dead, I’d say we’re in this for the long haul.”

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    Billy and Danny get matchmaked by random cultists.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    In which I put you through the usual Danny-gets-yeeted-towards-a-different-reality and now he's in the Httyd universe.
    Not a dragon, sorry.

    He's lost, kinda angry, probably stranded, and there's a kid with a knife.
    Cool, cool. He could deal with a kid and a knife. He doesn't want to deal with a kid with a knife.
    What do you do now, Fenton? Easy, give him food and hope this wasn't Vlad's new way to kick him in the --back.

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    03 Feb 2025

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    Danny gets flung through a Ghost Zone portal by his sister's terrible driving.

    He didn't expect to come across an interesting family, or for them to (essentially) adopt him.

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    Hiccup, Gobber, and the others were visiting the Boneknappers again, hoping to see the latest batch of eggs hatch.

    They didn't expect to see a random teen casually sleeping on one of the female's backs.

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