Sludgelord



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    Geralt is a god of death who really doesn't want to be worshipped by anyone.

    Jaskier, of course, has other ideas.

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    “Geralt, forgive me, I…I should not have come here, shouldn’t have disturbed you. Please allow me to withdraw my prayer, no one needs to die,” Jaskier says shakily, and even though there is fear in the bard’s heart for his own life, largely there is regret and horror that he asked for Valdo’s death.

    The demigod sighs softly, going down to one knee in front of the mortal, and very gently tilting Jaskier’s face to look up at him with a gloved finger under the bard’s chin. The witcher tries to make his stern countenance a gentler one and offers the man a small but sad smile as he murmurs in his gravelly baritone, “That’s not how this works, Jaskier. I can…set aside your request, as it were, but it doesn’t just go away. A prayer made must be answered.”

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    “And what you see is not the dark. It's just the gods upturning ink pots 'cause they know what you'll become,”
    -“Inkpot Gods” by The Amazing Devil

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    When Jaskier, a popular streamer, matches with Geralt on a dating app, he couldn't believe his luck, little did he know that Geralt's profile was set up as a joke by his brothers and Ciri. But against all odds, the match turns into something more. Meanwhile, Aiden, a camboy, recruits his roommate Lambert to help with filming, only for the lines between work and emotion to blur as deeper feelings begin to surface.

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    Jaskier finds himself trapped between the world of the living and the dead, with no memories of how it happened. He has no choice but to follow his Witcher guide to Kaer Morhen, the keep of the Lord of the Dead, where Jaskier must remain until either his soul returns to his body, or he passes on.

    At first, being confined to Kaer Morhen is the worst fate Jaskier can imagine, but he soon learns the Underworld, and its god, are nothing like the tales paint them. The longer he remains, the more he begins to wonder if staying would be so terrible after all.

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    Hans is furiously wanking in the cuck chair.

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