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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    “I have been trying,” Aziraphale said quietly, his thumb moved gently over the back of Crowley’s hand, and Crowley nearly sighed. “To decide where to begin.”

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    22 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    1811. Returned to London after the death of his father, infamous rake Anthony ‘Crowley’, Duke of Morningstar, has three months to restore his tattered reputation and secure himself a proper match, on pain of having his title stripped from him.
    Enter the irreproachable Lord Aziraphale, newly minted Viscount Eastgate, who would very much like to discourage his many suitors from lining outside his door in Mayfair so he can go back to enjoying his peaceful existence on the shelf.
    After a chance meeting at a gentlemen’s club, it appears the two may lend each other a helping hand after all. While a fake engagement will not solve their problems once and for all, it should buy them enough time to put their respective affairs in order.
    If only the ultimate goal of their Arrangement would remain as clear and unchanging as it should…

    🪶 NOW COMPLETE 🪶

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    01 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    London's worst heatwave on record arrives just as Hell and Heaven both decide to start auditing miracle usage.

    Crowley's air conditioning dies. Aziraphale rolls up his sleeves. Things deteriorate from there.

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    31 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Aziraphale is a creature of habit: the same lunch every Thursday, the same carefully maintained wardrobe, the same trusted dry cleaner.

    Until a ruined two-hundred-year-old velvet waistcoat sends him somewhere new.

    At the recommendation of a friend, he brings the garment to a small, immaculate shop with an improbable name: Magical Cleaners. Its proprietor, Crowley, is precise, attentive, and disconcertingly attractive. More than that, he understands politeness and how to care for old things in a way Aziraphale finds difficult to resist.

    Written for the Summer Omens Big Bang and featuring art by the talented Tanpopomugishu

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    18 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    The priest was content, or at least a close approximation of it. His post was obscure and insignificant: a beautiful little chapel that serviced an equally quaint village. He had his books and his solitude, and that seemed enough.

    Then, like some Grimmian tale, a stranger slunk out of the darkness, threatening to upend his existence with a smile. And now the priest found himself plagued with questions like what if, and why not, and…even more troubling, why haven’t I before?

    It was the last question that kept him up at night and followed him when he slept.

     

    Title is from a poem called Disorientation by astrophysicist, Katie Mack.

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    15 Jul 2026