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Not A Monster by 50s_housewife_with_a_dark_secret
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), No I'm not a Human (Video Game), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2026
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WARNING. Stay inside. Lock your doors. Close the blinds. Only let humans in. Eliminate all Visitors.
Dr. Aziraphale McFell is doing his best to follow the rules and stay alive. He's been fired from his job at FEMA for forging documents and allowing people to go to the relative (dubious) safety outside of government custody. He's holed up in his vacation cottage. His tenants keep dying for some reason. Phone roulette connects him to Crowley, who claims to know himself to be a visitor, and has trapped himself in his car to avoid killing anyone.
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Ye Saga Continues by a_genius_man
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2026
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A Narrative of Certain Events occurring in the last three years of human history, in strict accordance, although they will never know it, with:
The Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Concerning the World That Is To Come
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A not-quite-a-demon-anymore overcomes occult depression with the help of a baby angel and two members of the Whickber Street Traders and Shopkeepers Association. A banished Prince of Hell and a former Antichrist go on a road trip. Three humans take on the forces of Heaven and Hell with the help of a sentient car. And a nightingale does, eventually, sing in Berkeley Square. -
Nine Inch Scales by NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Nine Inch Nails (Band)
30 Jan 2026
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Crowley is the frontman of Nine Inch Scales. When a feral, self-destructive performance reaches a literal breaking point on stage, Crowley wakes to find himself in the care of a mysterious, old-fashioned stranger. Someone who feels impossibly familiar, and who may know more about him than he knows about himself…
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A Chronicle of Affection (or How to Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Just 12 Months) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2026
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Anthony Crowley is 40 years old and down on his luck. In the past few years he’s lost his job as a journalist, his boyfriend, his flat, and most of his self-respect. When he hears about the chance to nanny a three-year-old boy, it looks like the opportunity he’s been waiting for to turn his life around.
At 57, bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell has resigned himself to his perpetual bachelorhood. Still, each year, he looks forward to dressing up in his vintage Father Christmas suit and turning his bookshop annex into a holiday wonderland.
When Crowley and his young charge, Adam, attend Father Christmas’s Magical Bookshop, it’s clear the two men are attracted to one another. Over the course of the next year they become friends, important to one another in every way. The question is, can they face their fears and admit that they have fallen quite deeply in love?
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Crowley is so, so tired. It’s been six weeks since the day he returned to his palatial apartment from a relaxing stroll by the water, soaking up the Italian sunlight and the miasma of unkind thoughts around him. A free demon living his best existence without a care or an unwanted emotion in the world.
And there on his salmon-pink doorstep he’d found a puddle of a demon with a worried cloud of blowflies buzzing between their hat and the doorknob as if the swarm was trying to look through the keyhole.
‘What,’ Crowley had said, ‘in the everloving fuck—’
‘He – he – he broke up with me,’ Beelzebub had wailed.
Crowley has broken with Hell. Beelzebub and Gabriel have broken up. Crowley has had it with Beelzebub’s breakup album.
Supremely New At This Archangel Aziraphale is consumed with worries and doubts about Heaven – and fears for what might happen to those who remain below.
*Featuring a race against time to save the universe, a surprise proposal, an unimpressed Vicar, confused hellhounds, curious angels, getting married without talking things out, a gift from God, kidnappings, escapes, and, of course, a good deal of being down bad.*
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All At Sea by Searching_for_Sarah_Tonin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2026
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It had seemed like such a good idea at the time, just what he needed after the worst year of his teaching career. Well, maybe not the worst; that dubious honor belonged to the 20-21 academic year. But 23-24 had been a close second. So when the M-Live news blurb disrupted his doom-scrolling, Az threw caution to the wind and applied to be a summer volunteer keeper at the White Shoal Lighthouse.
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Janeuary, er, JANUARY by mageofthepeople
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2026
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Last month I wrote a Good Omens drabble a day. This month I am going to attempt to write a 666-word short story per
dayweek, with a drabble every other day. I am following the Janeuary prompts that can be found on tumblr.The story continues through the month, so it won't be quite a disjointed as last month. Also this is a human AU in Regency-era England because I want to do the Jane Austen-inspired prompts.
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- Part 4 of AU Calendar
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You've got a fiend in me by Siobhans_world
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2026
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New fic, posting weekly!
So I had a crazy and thought to myself - Crowley would make a really cool Weird Barbie doll... and then I thought; Aziraphale could be one of those beautiful handcrafted porcelain victorian dandy dolls, and lo and behold, here we are!
A full story with 14 chapters of angst, fluff, fun, humour, love and spice that begins with:
The arrival of a new toy to Adam's bedroom. He's vintage and so beautiful he's practically an angel. The only problem is he's a collectible, not child's plaything and he's not supposed to be there.Hope you like! Thank you so much to LutrasLutra for drawing the most gorgeous cover art for me. I really hope the story lives up to it. And to @X_Dreebs_X for BETAing this crazy unhinged vision of mine. You're the best :)
P.S We can all collectively agree Sandalphon makes the best Mr Potato Head.
Our cast of toy friends:
Crowley as Weird Barbie
Aziraphale as Victorian pot doll. Not used to being played with.
Nina as Little Mermaid doll
Newt as Stretchy lizard toy
Gabriel as Superman figurine
Sandalphon as Mr Potato Head
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LOVE Keeps the World Going ‘Round: Mortal and Supernatural Responsibilities For Stopping ARMAGEDDON by graywings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
30 Jan 2026
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God continues Her analysis of the almost-apocalypse, picking up with Crowley in the bar after the BOOKshop fire and continuing through the bus ride back to London.
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- Part 15 of God's LOVE Research Papers
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murderer of the crosses by Lucyandsunny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jan 2026
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In which Crowley is a grumpy detective and Aziraphale is a criminal profiler who's a bastard enough to be worth knowing.
Will these two be able to hide their feelings while searching for a serial killer who loves to kill blondes?
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TL;DR: Crowley is a scientist. Aziraphale is a siren. The year is 1911, and the place is Antarctica. Also, there’s tons of kinky sex.
[Fully written. 190k words. 42% smut. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.]
The real-life Terra Nova Expedition, organised by the British Royal Navy, took place between 1910 and 1913 under the leadership of Captain Scott. His main goal was to win the race to the South Pole, but scientific research was a priority as well. Six of his men, collectively known as the Northern Party, spent most of 1911 on a remote beach that would turn out to be the world’s largest Adélie penguin rookery.
In this story, Anthony J. Crowley (surgeon, zoologist, photographer) takes the place of Northern Party member George Murray Levick. I tried to stick as much as possible to the actual scientific facts and timeline of events, but some creative license did have to be taken.
For example, there was no real-life monsterfucking at any point during the Terra Nova Expedition… as far as we know.
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- Part 1 of Polar multiverse
- Part 1 of Polar siren AU
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Aziraphale Eastegate, a veterinarian technician in New York City, is after a much needed break.
After finally accepting his Uncle's plea, he decides to takes a six month long sabbatical to help out at the farm deep in Arkansas to gain some experience in his pursuit to expand his career in large animal services. In doing so he crosses path with the senior cowgirl, Toni.
When first Impressions don't go as planned, how long will they spend butting heads?
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- Part 4 of WORKS IN PROGRESS
- Part 5 of AU Multi Chaps
- Part 1 of Open The Gates, I'm Here To Ride
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Love, Secret Santa by AlwaysTuesdayToday, fallenwithoutgrace
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jan 2026
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Christmas at Genesis Management Ltd is usually a soulless affair — no decorations, no fun novelty jumpers — but this year, they take part in a Secret Santa. But when Aziraphale pulled out that name, he was bitterly disappointed.
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Handling With Care by CautiousCasualty (2lulah)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Jan 2026
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Crowley has been handling and showing dogs for the better part of his adult life. From hounds to terriers, Crowley has been one to seek change. He loves the dogs. Dogs are amazing, how could he not? And about thirteen years ago, he met Aziraphale, his best friend, his partner-in-crime, and (secret, but probably-not-that-secret) love of his life. They have an understanding, they go to shows together, they share space, they help each other out when the other needs it. However, as Crowley's love of conformation showing is waning, (and the pain of loving someone you are convinced will never love you back is overwhelming,) he thinks maybe it's time for a change.
But Aziraphale's been acting weird all weekend. Now, they're stuck sharing a bed. And, as Crowley begins to reconnect with old friends, considering a new puppy, and seeing new dog sports in a different light, where does his-- no, not his, angel fit? Things could not be more tense, and Crowley's almost ready to pop. Fragile, and prickly, maybe he's the one who needs to be handled, but, please... Do so with care.
Conformation! Agility Handler! Dog Breeder AU!
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“Tonight we have received a report from the Seattle police department on a potential serial killer."
It can’t be Aziraphale.
Can it?(Yes. It can. With the right pressure in the right spot, anything can break)
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As teenagers, Aziraphale helps Crowley when his diary gets into the wrong hands. The day after, Crowley disappears.
14 years later they finally meet again.
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After a falling out with his family over his sexuality Aziraphale gets dragged to the little town of Tadfield by his best friend Anathema for the summer, with the promise that all he needs is a break from all the hustle and bustle of London. But are there greater powers at play? Was Aziraphale always going to end up at the peak of Dragons Lament.
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London based Professor Aziraphale Fell is about to embark on a twelve week field expedition to take the final step in his current research project. This time, he will be joined by Anthony Crowley, a sought after wildlife cinematographer, so they can turn his research into what will hopefully be an award winning documentary.
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Throughout his time on Earth, Aziraphale would often become overwhelmed at the flashes of love he would sense. He had always attributed it to the immense affection humans must feel for one another. Now, Crowley was gone; hollowness filled the space where that love once was.
Maybe it was never humanity after all.
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Affinché si compisse la Scrittura by The_Annuntziation
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jan 2026
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Un racconto leggero, divertente e con un pizzico di riflessione per immaginare cosa accadrà in quei 90 minuti.
Tutti i personaggi che avete amato durante queste due stagioni si sono riuniti per darvi un finale in attesa del finale. Non manca nessuno. Beh, in realtà manca il Signor Tyler (quello col cagnolino nella prima stagione), ma davvero non sapevo dove infilarlo.
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