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    Faceless Fixation {Sal Fisher} by

    Fandoms: Sally Face (Video Games)  

    25 Oct 2022

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    Previously known as Motherf*cker!!!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    When life gives you lemons, you squash those fuckers and move on-

    -and that's exactly the type of motto that Y/n L/n has adopted.

    Life has been tough and y/n's had enough of it. Day after day, she watches her old friends from Nockfell spend their days having fun with each other in the best way possible, which just so happens to be in front of millions of people.

    Her friends are streamers.

    But her friends have a new addition- some guy called Sally Face. He's the most popular streamer in the group, which also includes Larry, Ash, and Todd.

    Sally Face is hot. He's mysterious. He's charming. He's funny. He's dark. And the best part?

    He's a fucking dick.

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    19 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    my fav ever

  2. Public Bookmark 26

    lobos en la orilla by

    Fandoms: Life is Strange 2 (Video Game), Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024)  

    25 Dec 2025

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    Eight years after crossing the border into México, Sean and Daniel Diaz have made a nice little life for themselves in Puerto Lobos. It's quiet. It's good. It's safe. But on the Fourth of July, everything shifts again when someone from Sean's past washes up on their shore.

    Or, the one where Sean has to sort through his feelings before he can fully forgive Finn.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    The Riot Tapes by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    20 Apr 2025

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    There’s a message blinking to life in the backlight.
    SAKAMOTO — PR
    [URGENT. PICKUP.NOW]
    He stares at it in wonder. What the fuck could she want? Not mission rotation. Not a missed interview. She doesn’t text him like this about press junkets. She uses phrases like “ping me when free” and “gentle reminder not to say shitstorm on national television.”
    This is Pick up. Now. In all caps. In brackets. That’s not her tone. Not unless someone’s dead.
    Or someone’s dick is on the internet.


    Or; A leaked sex tape starring Dynamight and Red Riot hits the internet. Then another. Then another.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    my kamikaze, who loves you more than me? by for a_burning_constellation, chosospinkytoes, earthtodora

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    30 Jun 2026

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    Sasuke,

    I’m sure Naruto has already told you, but he and Hyuuga Hinata have become engaged. The ceremony will take place in the spring.
    The Chunin Exam is coming up in the next few weeks if you’d like to come back to Konoha to see how things are faring.

    — Kakashi

    ~+~

    Two years after their final battle in the Valley of the End, Sasuke finds out that Naruto is getting married.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Judgement by the Hounds by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    30 Nov 2025

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    “So, you do like boys?” Katsuki asks.
    Eijirou wants to answer, but his throat is full with the wild thing he’s become. What Katsuki has made him. He isn’t heartless. He knows that. He feels every pulse of love under his skin like a bruise but the blood under his nails keeps catching his eye. A reminder of what he’s done. What he will keep doing. But, he’s not heartless.
    He’s just a monster.
    “I think…I just like horror movies.”


    Or; When a murder shakes his small town, Eijirou’s fixation shifts from the masked killer behind it to his own violent desires. As the bodies pile up and suspicion twists into something more dangerous, he must ask himself if he’s simply giving into his own needs or the wants of the boy he tries not to love.

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    22 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this could be a book dude