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    There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.

    Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.

    And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    As punishment for Adam's downfall and his role in thwarting the Extermination, Lucifer must spend six months on Earth as a mortal.

    Alastor had only meant to spy on the King's punishment– Instead he gets caught in the spell, and he too finds himself standing next to Lucifer, on Earth, stripped of his demonic disposition.

    Follow their journey as Alastor & Lucifer attempt to survive in modern day America as a pair of (fairly clueless) humans; as they go from tense acquaintances, to pretend lovers, to not-so-pretend lovers.

    **On HIATUS while working on my other fic**

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    Alastor takes another look at the gilded invitation in his hands, triple-checking every last detail. Even in the dim writing of the alleyway, the gold ink is luminous, highlighting every word written in a very distinctive hand.

    For being the King of Hell, Lucifer’s penmanship is surprisingly delicate.

    Or, where the new Overlord Alastor receives an invitation he can't refuse and gets far more than he bargained for.

    If you wanna see some fucking AMAZING art by Shux from chapter one, Click here💖

    2025 edit: Upon updating the link to Shux's art to a bluesky link, I also get to go: Btw - Shux and I have been married since 2023 and posting the second chapter of this fic combined with the linked art was what got us to confess some brewing feelings. I stg I'm not making this up, and I love Shux A LOT. They're the BEST:P

    2026 edit: the demand for more of Lilith at the end is FINALLY answered here: Sensitive

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    04 Oct 2025

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    Lucifer Morningstar, King of Sheol, has refused to remarry for a full ten years after the abdication of his last queen. His ministers have elected to throw a ball for him to select the next royal consort, but Lucifer has decreed it will be a masquerade in hopes of meeting his future spouse without the promise of a crown clouding their judgement.

    Mister Alastor Hartfelt, heir to the Sullivan line of Sancerre House and fallen member of the peerage, is begrudgingly attending King Morningstar's ball as his Aunt Rosalind's escort.

    Deception and desire entwine one night in the Morningstar Palace

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    After committing several acts of 'public service' Alastor needed a place to hide. He chose a church, the first place he’d heard had a borderline cultish following. Where over half the congregation were migrants, runaways, or otherwise social outcasts, it was the perfect way to hide in plain sight.

    Only, he didn't count on the congregation being led by such an alluring Priest at the helm...

    Aka...my dudes. Have you ever seen an au design that made you absolutely feral?- Because that's what happened to me with Poppy's Priest Lucifer Au. I was already feral for their Pilot Luci design, so it was only a matter of time tbh. Here's some lovely examples for reference: 12

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