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Timothy Jackson Drake and his definitely absolutely not dead parents by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
14 Jun 2026
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Everyone is under the impression that Tim’s parents are neglectful, and that’s simply not the truth.
Tiny Tim at a gala
“I am here to donate to this charity as a stand-in for my parents.”During Kidnapping #1
“Drakes don’t pay ransom money. I can pay you if you if you work for me tho.”During Kidnapping #2
“They might be somewhere without mobile signal. Sorry.”At school, with teachers
“They are traveling. Here is their email address, it’s better than calling them.”Bruce
“Are your parents still coming back to Gotham tomorrow? I would like to see them.”Tim
“Oh, they arrived yesterday and got on a plane this morning to visit the next digging site.”Bruce
“Hmmm.”The truth is, Tim has masterfully managed to fool everyone.
Tim’s parents have been dead since Tim was eight years old.
Or or:
Tim…
…leads Drake industries.
…creates an information network in Crime Ally.
…becomes storage manager of magical artefacts.
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can be read alone, some info:Tim:
- sees Damian as his little brother.- believes training must harm him to make him learn his lesson.
- is proud of Damian being close to killing him three times.
Damian
- figures out Tim’s mindset regarding training resembles The Legues.__________________
After the revelation in the cave, Damian had been forced to reevaluate many of his assumptions about Drake.
He was discovering that what he had interpreted as hostility had actually been sincerity.
The nitpicking had been advice.
The mockery after Damian mastered a skill had been Timothy expressing genuine pride.
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- Part 2 of Training like a Drake
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Placed some time after Damian came to the family and no longer wanted Tim gone.
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To Tim these things are facts:
- Robin is a Job he is good at.
- Damian is his baby brother.
- Training should hurt or there is no improvement (Only applies to Tim)The family is especially horrified by the last “fact” after Tim complained about them not “hitting as hard” and lack of broken bones, cuts and stabbings.
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- Part 1 of Training like a Drake
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Don’t let Tim order the pizza! by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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Dick and Bruce don’t know Tim and Jason get along.
Tim is feral
Jason is so done
Dick is confused
Bruce is a tiered dad
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“Robin, I will need you to work on this with Red Hood. I know it might be uncomfortable, but please be civil,” Bruce said.
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Little Tim doesn’t do trust by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Apr 2026
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Tinny Tim is holding his family at gun point to watch videos his adult self made for this situations.
Everyone is confused.
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“I get your point, Tim,” said Mr. Wayne, thinly veiled irritation lurking under his voice. “Point taken. Received loud and clear. Now could you please stop calling me that?”
Tim stared at him in utter shock. Now he was almost certain he was drunk, or maybe drugged.
“Calling you what?”
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Tim Drake eventually goes back to calling Bruce Wayne “Mr. Wayne.” It doesn’t go over well.
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13 Jun 2026
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My Body is an Orphange, We Take Everyone In by ChristianCat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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“You’re rambling,” Jason stops him, holding up a dismissive hand. “You came to me for sex advice?”
He expects Tim to balk at that, deny it faster than he can get the words out. But he doesn’t. He just continues to stare down with that same straight face. This isn’t like Tim. Sure, he’s nervous and fretful at the best of times, but Tim doesn’t make a decision without his full confidence behind it. The Tim that he knows wouldn’t just show up here unless he knew exactly what he wanted, and why.
“Not exactly-”
“Not exactly?”
In which Tim wants to try being the bottom for the first time.
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- Part 1 of jaytim but it's fall out boy songs
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19 May 2026
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An Offering at the Feet of His God by ChuisPlusQueRien
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Now that Tim's presented, he can't get Jason's scent out of his head. And by the way Jason is pushing him against surfaces at every opportunity, it seems like this might be a mutual affliction.
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18 May 2026
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This Is My Spleen Now by FriendlyNeighborhoodGothamite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
14 Apr 2026
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After Ra’s al Ghul’s death, Damian attended the reading of his will; he definitely did not expect to be bequeathed his brother’s spleen.
Tim may or may not end up getting his own organ thrown at him. Good thing Duke is here to make sure no one gets concussed. Hopefully.
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17 May 2026
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Baby its Cold Inside (This Freezer) by Nonsensicalwitheringrambles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
05 Oct 2022
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Out of all the people to send after Mr. Freeze, even Tim had to agree he wasn't the right choice. The case was interesting, sure, his skills were perfect for it, sure, but also. No spleen, no shirt, no service ya know? Not that Tim didn't want to freeze his ass off in an underground lab searching desperately for a fucking USB drive of all things-
Okay maybe this case sucked. Maybe his skills didn't suit this mission. But this is what he was doing, this is what Bruce asked him to look into. So there he was, up to the tits in frostbite, digging through what looked like an abandoned arctic base’s worth of junk. Seriously, it was like Mr. Freeze started hoarding in the last few years. It wasn't like his suit didn't have thermal protections, he wasn't stupid. But fuck this place was cold. Cold in the way that left your limbs all tingly and tight, that made your teeth clench together too tight and give you a headache.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2022
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17 May 2026