7 Works by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
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Timothy Jackson Drake and his definitely absolutely not dead parents by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
14 Jun 2026
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Everyone is under the impression that Tim’s parents are neglectful, and that’s simply not the truth.
Tiny Tim at a gala
“I am here to donate to this charity as a stand-in for my parents.”During Kidnapping #1
“Drakes don’t pay ransom money. I can pay you if you if you work for me tho.”During Kidnapping #2
“They might be somewhere without mobile signal. Sorry.”At school, with teachers
“They are traveling. Here is their email address, it’s better than calling them.”Bruce
“Are your parents still coming back to Gotham tomorrow? I would like to see them.”Tim
“Oh, they arrived yesterday and got on a plane this morning to visit the next digging site.”Bruce
“Hmmm.”The truth is, Tim has masterfully managed to fool everyone.
Tim’s parents have been dead since Tim was eight years old.
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Tim…
…leads Drake industries.
…creates an information network in Crime Ally.
…becomes storage manager of magical artefacts.
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Part of a series
can be read alone, some info:Tim:
- sees Damian as his little brother.- believes training must harm him to make him learn his lesson.
- is proud of Damian being close to killing him three times.
Damian
- figures out Tim’s mindset regarding training resembles The Legues.__________________
After the revelation in the cave, Damian had been forced to reevaluate many of his assumptions about Drake.
He was discovering that what he had interpreted as hostility had actually been sincerity.
The nitpicking had been advice.
The mockery after Damian mastered a skill had been Timothy expressing genuine pride.
Series
- Part 2 of Training like a Drake
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Placed some time after Damian came to the family and no longer wanted Tim gone.
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To Tim these things are facts:
- Robin is a Job he is good at.
- Damian is his baby brother.
- Training should hurt or there is no improvement (Only applies to Tim)The family is especially horrified by the last “fact” after Tim complained about them not “hitting as hard” and lack of broken bones, cuts and stabbings.
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- Part 1 of Training like a Drake
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Don’t let Tim order the pizza! by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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Dick and Bruce don’t know Tim and Jason get along.
Tim is feral
Jason is so done
Dick is confused
Bruce is a tiered dad
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“Robin, I will need you to work on this with Red Hood. I know it might be uncomfortable, but please be civil,” Bruce said.
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Little Tim doesn’t do trust by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Apr 2026
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Tinny Tim is holding his family at gun point to watch videos his adult self made for this situations.
Everyone is confused.
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How / Where did the spleen go? by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Apr 2026
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One sided call.
Tim is sick , Jason tends to joke around not knowing how Tim list his spleen. He finds out in a call with Steph. -
Lost Red Robin , if found return to the Bats by ToLazyToBeConsidaredAlive
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Apr 2026
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First Fic, english is not my first language, I got dyslexia, sooo you have been warned.
______________Red Robin had disappeared. His uniform was found lying on a rooftop by the docks.
He was found as a nine year old child who had lived for months in Crime Alley. The scars on the child were unsettling.
The family wanted to figure out what had happened and take care of him.
Tim wanted to do his own thing and didn’t want to be selfish, clinging to the Waynes. But a fever made him run straight back to them.
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Red Robin had gone missing.
He came back to them as a child.His family was worried and questioned their relationship with Tim.
Tim believed he had done all he needed to do and had no right to stick around.He was needed somewhere else, and he could handle it on his own.
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Tim thinks his adult self is selfish , not understanding why he still sticks around.