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The plan was the same as all of Draco’s previous missions. Head to the location, search for clues, collect the target, then let the galleons roll in.
What the plan didn't involve?
Getting stranded on an isolated island inhabited by someone who’s been missing from England for the past ten years. His former nemesis — the Boy Who Lived To Be A Moody Recluse.
Who Also Happens To Be Distractingly, Incredibly Fit.
Who Also Still Hates Draco's Guts.
It’s too bad Potter has the personality of a Blast-Ended Skrewt on a bad day, or that they likely won't make it a week before killing each other, because being stuck with nothing but Potter for company is starting to make Draco think of far more pleasurable things they could do to pass the time.
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Bookmarked by Tonofash
06 Jul 2026
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Shoutout to possessive werewolf Harry and the hilarious three-headed snake. Lovely!
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"How is it possible that neither of you thought to pay attention to the moon cycle?"
"It was cloudy," Harry said. "And we were drunk. We were very, very drunk."
"This just gets better," Hermione said. "How could you have been so stupid?"
"In my defence," Harry said, "I had no idea that I should have been paying attention to the moon cycle. I'm not going to lie, I didn't even know men could get pregnant. It's been like, one long life lesson all round."
Or: the one where Harry accidentally gets Draco pregnant, both of them fail to talk about their feelings, and in the end, there's a baby.
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Bookmarked by Tonofash
28 Jun 2026
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Devastatingly sad and truly gorgeous and melancholicly funny.
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"An adventure?" Billa Baggins, a respectable genteel hobbit of the Shire, shivered and tried to convince herself it was a shudder.
In which a perfectly proper not-so-young lady whistles her reputation down the wind and finds she really is her mother's daughter.
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Bookmarked by Tonofash
26 Jun 2026
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Delightful 🔥 Reads like a Julie Garwood novel with a spirited, naive, quirky, and loyal Billa who adores her boys. Thorin pined like a whole forest.
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Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own...
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22 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.
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17 Jun 2026
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Superb! I loved Draco's self-relection after the war and the expansion on Slytherin family dynamics.