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    In hindsight, Stan probably should've noticed something was wrong from the very beginning.

    In the aftermath of the so-called "Sock Opera", injuries are taken care of, trauma is acknowledged, and Stan would fight Hell itself to protect these kids.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    “Grunkle Stan said you needed to disinfect the fork stabs. Arms out, bro-bro.”
    "Wait, wait, wait, Mabel—"

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    An exhausted Dipper has his body back from Bill, but Mabel still can't help stressing over his well-being, especially after finding a particularly chilling note in the car. Mabel Pines has never had an existential crisis before, and she really, really hates this one.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    “What are we doing, anyway?” Soos asks. 

    “We’re defacing public property!” Stan says. “Now come on, follow me. And bring the hammer.”

    Or, in which Stan's headstone gets what's coming to it.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “Oh, they’re just being weird about my fake grave again,” Stan says dismissively. He kicks at the stone and takes a minute to decide whether or not it’s worth trying to prop it up again. In the end, he decides to go ahead and make the effort, if only so Mabel and Dipper won’t give him the double puppy eyes when they come back from their weird mold adventure.

    When the rock is sitting up on its base for the second time, Stan realizes that Ford has gone painfully quiet.

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    12 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 4

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    After retiring being a ruthless mercenary RAT found himself in a quaint village.

    When it was raining he saw a figure in his barn he hadn't used in years, only to find out there was a stray inside looking for shelter.

    He decides to take her under his wing.

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    12 Mar 2026