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    Severus Snape was resting his cheek on the table at the faculty meeting. The hateful glare he sent the headmaster's way was only emphasized by the dark shadows under his eyes. "Albus," he said. "I don't care what the board is blackmailing you with. This is hell."

    Dumbledore surveyed the roomful of teachers and found not a single person who disagreed.

    "I'm sorry, everyone," was his solemn reply, "but the babies are a mandatory project."

    (You know that old trope in American teen dramas where they give them the fake baby to raise for home-ec? Yeah.)

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    05 Sep 2024

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    I NEED MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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    Lost in the throes of a post-divorce midlife crisis, Harry signs up to be the new Hogwarts Defence professor. Unfortunately the post is still destroying perfectly decent professors left and right, and Harry can’t break the curse without special help.

    Which is how he ends up with the Resurrection Stone on his finger and with the shade of Lord Voldemort as his co-teacher.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    Best 3-4am read ever 🙏

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    By day, Harry works as a lowly assistant to his boss: the cruel, controlling Tom Riddle.

    By night, he lives, breathes, and writes fanfiction. And when he's not writing, he's obsessing over the work of his favorite Ao3 author: Lord_Voldemort_.

    So, of course, it’s only a matter of time before Harry gets caught reading Voldemort’s latest fanfiction at work… by none other than his boss.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    Here from FF.net frfr

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    Percy, having attended and successfully failed many dates with women after he and Annabeth broke up, decides to put his bisexual identity to good use. He's at a gay nightclub rethinking his 'dive in headfirst' approach when he meets someone he hasn't seen in years.

    "Nico trades quips with the bartender. His eyes are alight with amusement and his hands dance in the air. Percy never noticed before that Nico talked with his hands. Maybe because he'd never been this carefree before."

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    27 Jun 2024

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    DAMN

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    “You were looking for an excuse to speak to him anyways, and I gave it to you,” Aphrodite rolls her eyes, disregarding most of his words, and handing Apollo her wine glass in order to pull a mirror out of her bag, checking her lipstick. He resists the urge to spill it over her dress. “And, he asked me for help, even left me offerings. Why wouldn’t I take a chance to make two negatives a positive?”

    “He left you dinner leftovers.”

    Aphrodite waves it off. “Same thing, really. My children keep leaving me make-up and chocolate. Other people leave flowers. They’re sweet, but at least Percy Jackson offers something less habitual. I hate boredom.”

    “You love chaos, and plotting, like with Reyna,” Apollo translates, and starts drinking her wine because, what in Hades, might as well. He needs a drink. “So I was a negative that needed fixing?”

    “You are, yes,” she nods, no remorse to it, and Apollo wonders why he decided to go through with this.

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    Percy gets himself into a tough situation, Apollo helps. Love ensues, and it's only slightly Aphrodite's fault.

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    24 Jun 2024

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    UGHGHGHGG IT'S SO GOOD BALMSBSMDAKHWBSCSKSVS