androjik



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  1. Summary

    plain and simple. usually.

    me and a few friends as characters because i get bored. ill usually update this because i want to make a gift or i get requested to write for one of my buddies (usually oneshots but i cant predict what i do in the future)
    i dont really prioritize writing fics for this at all lmao i wouldnt read these unless youre deathly curious

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  2. Summary

    changed the title for ts because it started to piss me off
    dont ask lol
    if you were here for the existence of yaaburnee no you werent 😂✌️

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  3. Summary

    roblox (self-indulgent) fanfiction slop for the sole purpose of entertaining my friends
    i dont prioritize this series i suggest you read my other stuff (do what you want)

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  4. Summary

    bad things works. yeah. im unsure of anything else to say i wont even lie
    forgive me if theyre too ooc im writing from personal experience and interpretation

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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Fuck off, man, you were supposed to—why the fuck did you close it?”

    Jesus Christ, Regect has had enough of talking in circles with this guy. He isn’t surprised; this is how a good ninety-percent of his conversations with Z culminate. “Uh, because you’re an idiot and forgot to shut your door? Why else?”

    Z looks like he’s bitten into a lemon for a moment. Regect almost laughs until he spots how tightly Z’s hands are clenched at his sides, a nervous tic of his. They’re supposed to be angry at each other, aren’t they? “I thought you were going to come in,” confesses Z in the world’s smallest voice.

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    01 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Karkat just wanted to survive, he got himself into college, scored a private room, and thought things were finally going his way. Enter Dave Strider, the asshole who couldn't keep a roomamte to save his life, ready to not only fuck up Karkat's entire life but also ensure his death. Or he will anyway, if Karkat doesn't kill him first for being the most annoying human on planet Earth.

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    19 Mar 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Dave Strider (18, high schooler, stereotypical bully) wakes up one day with memories of being Dave Strider-Vantas (26, god, happily married to a man) and realizes the kid he bullies everyday is basically identical to his former husband.

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    13 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    You are DAVE STRIDER and in your fetch modus lies the FUNNIEST SHIT YOU HAVE EVER BORE WITNESS TO.

    You’re slamming the door behind you the moment you make it to your room. How did you even pull that off? You thought he’d notice at some point in the recording process, or the burning process, but no. No, of course he didn’t. He was completely oblivious the whole time. Two minutes and 40 seconds of ignorance. A whole track. You access your fetch modus, and hold the resulting item in your hands.

    This is glorious. This is history. This is a triumph for humans and trolls alike.

    This is a pressed CD containing Karkat Vantas singing Hellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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    13 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    After constant incidents of ReGect using his powers to blow up and ruin Z's builds, it drives a wedge between the two that ReGect is desperate to fix. So, along with an apology, ReGect proposes a way to finally bury the hatchet between the two of them. To make it fair, he could let Z use his powers and do anything he wanted, just for a day, with just a tiny catch. But what becomes a one-time strange experiment becomes a connection that leads to decisions that neither could have anticipated.

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    11 Jan 2026