antiphrastic
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Layers of soft linen and stiff jacquard are not easily punctured by tools meant for meat.
After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.
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A Pocket Full of Hopes and Dreams (and they all bear your name) by antiphrastic
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
28 Dec 2023
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Yesterday, Vash buried his friend.
A year ago, Wolfwood found his.
A story about love and grief, loss and discovery, time and a red(ish) coat.
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Vash wants Wolfwood. Wolfwood wants Vash right back.
Unfortunately, Wolfwood has some opinions which require addressing first.
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In which Vash sustains an injury that should kill him, and his hair turns to seed fluff about it.
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Prologue (5000 years of dying) by antiphrastic
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
01 Jan 2023
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Wei Wuxian dreams of death, but not his own.
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But Not Buried This Time by Tierfal for canis_argentum, Mthaytr
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
21 Mar 2016
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Once Ed decides that he is categorically not going to rot on the Drachman tundra, dragging his ass out of the jaws of death is actually pretty easy. ...except when it's not. At all. Which is most of the time.
(AU from end of Brotherhood.)
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Fullmetal is standing on the doorstep, looking windswept and utterly bereft, but holding a tiny baby in his arms.
“It went wrong,” he chokes out, his voice tight with barely suppressed sobs, and his eyes have an unusually bright shine to them. “It went wrong, I messed up, I didn't know where else to go, please, I messed up-”
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- Part 2 of Second Chances 'verse
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29 Dec 2025
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when angry, count to 4 (when very angry, swear) by bleedcolor
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
08 Feb 2018
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The polite way to introduce yourself to a stranger is by giving them your full name. Edward Elric has never been polite.
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18 Nov 2025
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Trust Me, I'm an Alchemist by metisket
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 May 2020
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In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.
“Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
“I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”- Language:
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27 Sep 2025
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The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.
The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
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08 Jun 2021
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Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Jingyi is possessedish.
reread 4: aug 12/2021
reread 5: nov 25/2021
reread 6: Jan 22/2023
reread 7: Oct 27/2023
reread 8: jan 27/2024
reread 9: may 7/2024
Reread 10: oct 14/2024
reread 11: Feb 9/2025
Reread 12: Sept 24/2025