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one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.
OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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06 Mar 2026
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even if it’s handcuffed, i’m leaving here with you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS
HON. LAN WANGJI: Mr. Wei Wuxian, you will address me as Your Honor or you will not speak in my Courtroom.
JIANG CHENG: Your Honor, I think the latter is best.
WEI WUXIAN: Your Honor, I disagree!
OFFICER JIN ZIXUN: Your Honor, can we please get on with it? I have important work to attend to back at the department, so I don’t have all day.
WEI WUXIAN: [To OFFICER] Important work like what, finding parking meters that are 30 seconds expired?
JIN ZIXUN: [Indecipherable Rage]
OR: wei wuxian goes to traffic court
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26 Feb 2026
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Pairfire by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 May 2023
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Welcome, young cultivators, to the most important event of your lives: your Coming of Age Symposium.
At dawn tomorrow, you will be assigned to your pairmate. You will then complete the following courses together.
Week 1: Love Languages (core course)
Week 2: Conflict Resolution (core course)
Week 3: Guided Gender Selection (core course, ongoing)
Week 4: Caring for Your Pairmate in Distress (elective)
Week 5: Heat Week (elective)On your final day you will choose which permanent A/B/O gender is right for you. We will provide guidance as you try each of them in the coming weeks.
Good luck.
OR: WangXian are unexpectedly paired for a relationship course. Shenanigans, pining, gender feels and horniness ensues. With art by Beanie.
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18 Sep 2025
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shoot your shot -- hot or knot by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2022
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"Hi, I'm Wei Wuxian. I'm a Career Omega and this is my fourth season on the show. I like spicy food, archery and alphas who are funny. Or maybe I don't, I haven't rolled over for one yet." On-screen, Wei Wuxian winks at the audience laughter.
Hot or Knot is the world's most popular reality TV show. Part dating show, part survival show, Hot or Knot is everyone's guilty pleasure - and Wei Wuxian is a fan favourite.
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The Love Island/Hunger Games reality dating tv show A/B/O au
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17 Sep 2025
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Tastes Like You by airinshaw
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2021
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Lan Wangji likes his life. It's predictable, unchanging, routine.
Then a new neighbour moves in.
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17 Sep 2025