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Keeley and Roy have a plan for Jamie, that results in so many ill-advised sexual experiences that he'd ultimately never trade for anything else.
This was supposed to be a short pwp and then it got out of hand. There's still no plot, but it is very much Not short anymore ToT
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They were so mean.Absolutely the two meanest people Jamie had ever met.
Why the hell did he agree to this again?
Oh, yeah, because Roy had looked at him like the fire in his eyes would burn Jamie to a crisp and Keeley had given him that look that always made him feel like a bird in a bush unaware there was a cat waiting to pounce and Jamie had simply been completely helpless to resist a single thing they asked of him.
But dear god, was he wishing he’d resisted this one at least a little bit.
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15 May 2025
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'Photos taken this past July (below) from an anonymous source find O’Leary in line at a pizzeria in Washington, DC at half two in the morning, passionately snogging an unidentified man. Neither O’Leary nor Wolverhampton manager Julen Lopetegui provided comments by time of print.'
The rest of the article slips under a pop-up ad, but Roy’s been more than through with it once he hit the by-line. He glances up, meets Colin’s eye with a sigh, watching as he pulls the phone away to stick in a back pocket that doesn’t exist in the kit shorts.
“What are we going to do about it?” Colin says.
When another Premier League player is outed by the press, Richmond announce a charity drag show to try to steer the relentless media circus away from him.
Roy just doesn't expect it to turn his life upside-down.
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20 Feb 2025
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Sure, he and Keeley have opened their home to the little wanker so Jamie doesn’t sit by himself with his brain running like a hamster on a wheel. And he and Roy still lean on each other a lot, even though there’s no reason to now. It’s just... they’ve gotten used to it, is all. And Keeley, well, Keeley cuddles up with everyone, that’s nothing to even think about.
But now Jamie’s standing by Roy’s desk, showing him this calendar thing where he’s supposed to pick two days to go up to a random hospital and let some random doctor poke around at him to figure out why that pollen shit hurts him so bad.
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- Part 3 of orchids
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24 Jan 2025
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“You alright?”
“I’m completely normal and totally fine. I don’t feel anything.”
“I feel like that’s exactly what someone who is feeling completely not normal and not fine would say.” Jamie smirks and looks proud as he says it and Roy wants to roll his eyes and growl but he can’t find it within himself to actually do that.
He thinks his head might be starting to feel funny right around the time that they turn onto his street. He also realizes that Jamie is about to meet one of Roy’s best kept secrets.
Or Roy accidentally drinks Beard’s mushroom tea and Jamie takes care of him, featuring Roy’s secret cat
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23 Jan 2025
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The first time they switch, Jamie’s fucking Keeley. It’s amazing, best sex of his life, and he wonders what it feels like for her—good, by the sound of it—and then a second later, he’s looking at his own face. He’s lying on his back staring up at himself.
“What the fuck,” he says in Keeley’s voice.
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In which we add some good old zany fic trope magic to canon, diverge wildly from the middle of season two, speedrun a season and a half of character development, stir up some gender feelings, play a little football, and fall in love.
Also: an improbable amount of sex. Believe.
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- Part 1 of Second Nature 'verse
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21 Jan 2025