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    For perhaps the first time ever, Shane’s birthday was going to have nothing to do with the Stanley Cup playoffs. Shane would not be attending any of Bood’s watch parties, nor would he be sitting on the floor in his parents’ house, watching game tape while his mom and Ilya debated Colorado’s passing lanes. He would certainly not be lacing up his skates and flying past some insignificant defenders on his way to his fifty-fourth playoff goal.

    No. Shane’s thirty-second birthday would be spent camping.

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    AKA the hollanov goes camping fic that no one asked for, but I provided anyway. A very loose 5+1 of five times things did not go as planned on Shane and Ilya's camping trip, and one time Shane fixes it.

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    20 May 2026

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    Shane looked exhausted, more than post-sex tired — Ilya knew that look. This was different.

    He wasn’t coughing or sneezing, but something was… off.

    Ilya was miffed. He hadn’t travelled all the way to beautiful, butt-fuck-nowhere Ontario to play nurse. He would. If he had to. But he would do so begrudgingly and with constant complaint.

    Or: Shane tries to hide his post-concussion headache. Ilya sees right through him.

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane thinks this is probably the first - and last - time in his life that he’s ever been excited about grocery shopping. But it’s their first time doing it together, as a couple, out in public where other people can see them. Where, finally, they don’t have to pretend to be something they’re not.

    It’s such a small thing - insignificant to most people, probably - but it’s a luxury Shane never thought he would be allowed to have.

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane decides he should let everyone believe he has a hook-up in every city, so it will no longer seem suspicious that he always disappears in Boston. While Shane is proud of himself for the ruse and for the ability to explore new places after away games, Ilya handles the new rumor with grace and dignity. Which is to say he suddenly feels the need to text and maybe even call Shane on his roadies to see if he can keep him occupied.

    Based on a Tumblr post listed below.

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    19 May 2026

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    “I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”

    “Yes.”

    The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.

    “Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”

    Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”

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    or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house

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    17 May 2026