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    Shane Hollander has been a very good roommate to Ilya Rozanov for nine months. Never makes too much noise. Does the laundry without being asked.

    Ilya comes home early one Saturday and finds out exactly how good of a roommate Shane can be.

    Or — a filthy little hollanov roommate!au one shot where Ilya doesn’t realize what a pervert his roommate Shane is until he comes home from work early one day and finds him in a very compromised position in Ilya’s bed. Is that Ilya’s fleshlight on Shane’s…?

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    21 Aug 2026

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    “Well, if that’s the best plan we’ve got, I may as well sign up for life in a monastery now”, he joked.

    “No, no, none of this, Hollander. We’re going to get you laid. Even if I end up fucking you myself.” Ilya set down his empty mug and smiled devilishly.

    Shane’s laughter got stuck in his throat as the image of Ilya bending him over his couch popped up in his head. How his cross necklace moved with his thrusts, his hips bucking into him. But stop, no. This was just Ilya’s fucked up way of teasing him. Ilya Rozanov was as straight as a battering ram. And he had no actual interest in fucking his lonely and horny friend and teammate.

    Or when Shane can’t find a strong top to end his dry spell, his friend and fellow assistant captain Ilya volunteers to fuck him – although he’s straight. Presumably …

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Shane’s gaze was clear and steady, unwavering. It was the same look that he got on his face before he took a face off or a shot on goal—determined, his attention fully devoted to making what was happening inside his head a reality.

    It was dizzying, for Ilya, to have that single-minded focus trained on him.

    Or: In a bar after their All-Stars victory, Shane toys with Ilya.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    "He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.

    Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."

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    Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    a collection of less/not safe for work artworks ive done that would get me nuked in real time if i posted them on certain socials

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    09 Jul 2026