cagethesky
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how do you talk to a star? by cagethesky for Kahazel, Mushewhosta
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 May 2024
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
The galaxy is in a state of tentative peace. Whisperings of civil war creep in from the edges of the known universe, of sith once thought wiped from existence.
Jedi Master Shen Qingqiu and his young padawan Shen Yuan discover an incredibly powerful boy on the desert planet Tatooine and bring him back to Coruscant, to train him within the safety of Cang Qiong Temple.
Shen Yuan dotes on the boy, the Chosen One, Luo Binghe. Until one day, the galaxy boils over into chaos, and Shen Yuan has to make some difficult choices...
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the current catch you, dance and twirl by cagethesky for Ozihel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Apr 2024
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Shen Qingqiu’s back cracks as he straightens from his desperate hunch over his anachronistic toilet and — not for the first time — wonders why anybody would ever willingly submit themselves to eight straight months of morning sickness.
Or,
Luo Binghe, eight months ago, brought the Golden Forsythia of Miraculous Fertility to his husband. Shen Qingqiu, helpless in the face of his pleading husband (and secretly also wanting a child), agrees to grow a womb and submits himself to nine months of what his mother charitably described as "the worst experience of her life- four times over."
This is a scene from the home stretch.
Written for the SVSSS Gotcha For Gaza!
Series
- Part 1 of SVSSS Gotcha4Gaza Works
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don't make me beg in this hotel room by cagethesky for owoxian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2024
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Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe, the actors behind the wicked scum villain Shen Qingqiu and stallion protagonist Luo Bingge of Proud Immortal Demon Way are on their way to the show's first press release interview. Or they're supposed to be.
Instead, things are getting rather steamy back in their hotel room. Shen Yuan was dressed in his nice, fancy suit and- well. Luo Binghe, fresh out of his shower, is rather intent on taking his sweet time getting his boyfriend out of it. While on top of his own newly ironed suit. Repeatedly.
They aren't making it to that interview, are they?
OR: The Suit Fic.
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i've been over the moon for you (i'll keep you with me) by cagethesky
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Nov 2023
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"And on god I love you
I'll save you from that fate
If I have to kill every angel in heaven
I will snatch you back from the grave
And you will live to see my bed another day."
- Over The Moon by Penelope Scott.
After seeing the idealistic world of post-canon SVSSS, Proud Immortal Demon Way's jaded protagonist Luo Binghe embarks on a new mission: finding the soul that inhabited that Shen Qingqiu's body. It had taken a few weeks of what Luo Binghe would call light dwelling and research on the topic (read: jealousy fueled mental breakdown he quickly forgot about) to conclude that that kind, soft shizun couldn't be Shen Jiu. No version of Luo Binghe, no matter how weak, would submit himself so utterly to one who had wronged him so wretchedly.
It takes several, heartbreaking tries until Luo Binghe finds the right dimension.
He didn't expect such a warm welcome.
Series
- Part 1 of i'm helplessly and hopelessly smitten
Recent series
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SVSSS Gotcha4Gaza Works by cagethesky
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2024
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i'm helplessly and hopelessly smitten by cagethesky
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2023
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My currently only Binggeyuan series! All within the same continuity. If you're reading this description when it only has one fic, hush. It'll be our secret :)
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Case File #003: The Destroyer by Thunderbirdswolvesandlilacs
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
05 Apr 2025
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The complete guide of Percy Jackson’s powers and abilities with special bonus commentaries at the end from monsters who have faced the menace that is the spawn of Poseidon in the past and seeking to pass on their advice and wisdom to the next foolhardy generation of demigod killers.
(EDIT) Hyperion: It shouldn't be this hard to off one demigod.
(EDIT) Minotaur: Look on the brightside, he won't be alive forever.
(EDIT) Polybotes: So long as I'm the one who gets to finish him in the end, it matters not to me.
(EDIT) Tartarus: So naive.
(EDIT) Hyperion: What is that supposed to mean?
(EDIT) Hyperion: Well?
(EDIT) Hyperion: Heeellllloooo
(EDIT) Hyperion: .......
**Disclaimer: If you just want to read the plot/humorous parts with the monsters commenting on Percy's powers and abilities I would skip to chapter 22**
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09 Jul 2026
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That's How It Always Is (So Ist Es Immer) by Alfon_siny
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
09 Jan 2026
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It has been years since any mortal addressed their prayers to her. Demigods prefer to avoid her and the simplest of humans no longer even utter her name with respect. So, what is this little voice that has interrupted her thoughts? Years have passed, but Hera still acknowledges the call and the offering.
In which: Sally Jackson actually decides it would be a good thing for her little demigod boy to know a little about his divine side; Percy is a mama's boy through and through; Gabe Ugliano is a disgusting excuse for a human; and Hera… Hera is not simply going to ignore the first mortal to call her in centuries, never mind if it's a demigod of impossible existence.
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09 Jul 2026
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just so you know, i love you all the same by anxiety_and_all_its_subsequent_failings
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
06 May 2025
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Queen Hera – lady of legend, jealous and wrathful and disdainful of bastards and what they represent to her domain – stumbles into their midst. She is wearing a tee shirt about two sizes too large and basketball shorts with the waistband rolled twice. Her feet are bare. Her eyes are shadowed and bruised, fingers trembling. But her expression is steady as she looks between teenagers and satyrs alike and demands a tour of the camp. To be introduced to the children.
They are afraid, for her legends are many and unflattering.
They obey. With gusto.
(or, alternatively, a non-linear narrative about how Hera became mortal, took up interior decorating, apologized for Previous Awfulness, and somehow, some way, became the resident MomTM of Camp Half Blood. A look into how this changes things.)
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- Part 2 of Camp Mom Hera AU
Bookmarked by cagethesky
09 Jul 2026
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“I didn’t realize we weren’t normal when I was little,” Percy says in the back of a truck they’ve snuck into, wedged close next to Annabeth and Grover alongside animal feed and metal cages. “I lived with my parents in our apartment, above Mama’s bakery and down the street from Mom’s school. There were some monsters, but usually just at school. I was always safe at home.”
“It sounds nice,” Annabeth says, a little wistfully, “I’m glad you were safe.”
“I’m really sorry you weren’t.”Series
- Part 4 of our ceiling is your floor
Bookmarked by cagethesky
08 Jul 2026
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til the glass or my fever breaks by mallsthemyth
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus - Fandom
09 Oct 2020
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Hestia meets Sally’s eyes and Sally feels warm.
or: instead of poseidon, sally falls for hestia
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- Part 1 of our ceiling is your floor
Bookmarked by cagethesky
08 Jul 2026