Gifts for canardroublard
List of Gifts
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a workshop on fights and feelings by PeregrinOfTheShire for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
25 Dec 2025
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OT3 meet-ugly. I step out of a bathroom and right into the middle of a barfight and you punch me accidently so I punch back on instinct
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In which Elton John may or may not have raccoons living in his ceiling tiles [Podfic] by blackglass for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Good Place (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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A podfic of In which Elton John may or may not have raccoons living in his ceiling tiles by canardroublard.
"Eleanor was trying to manage the whole "soulmate" thing. But Michael had made it clear that soulmates could be platonic or romantic, but vanished before Eleanor could ask him which option she was stuck with. Leaving her to live with this gorgeous giraffe-lady who smelled amazing but never seemed to know how to react to her flirting.
The whole thing felt like torture."
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The freedom of falling by Elisexyz for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
25 Dec 2023
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He makes his way to the closest mirror, grimacing when he notices that he’s bleeding. “I think you broke my nose,” he complains, carefully wiping the blood away. And okay, perhaps it isn’t broken, but it still hurts like hell.
“You hit me first!” he protests, immediately.
“That was an accident,” Napoleon points out, glaring at him through the mirror. “And I didn’t hit you this hard.”
“This was also accident,” the man sentences, crossing his arms. “And it is not my fault you can’t punch properly.”
Or: five first times in Napoleon's developing relationship with Illya and Gaby, plus one regular evening. -
In which an Elton John song is egregiously misquoted but the meaning is still mostly received [Podfic] by blackglass for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Good Place (TV)
30 Sep 2023
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A podfic of In which an Elton John song is egregiously misquoted but the meaning is still mostly received by canardroublard.
"Being introduced to Jianyu, his apparent soulmate, had been something of a surprise for Chidi. But one he'd been determined to embrace. He could make this work! And then Jason had to go and open his big, dopey mouth.
Or, Attempt 218 carried out to its logical end destination. Since if Tahani and Eleanor were 'soulmates', obviously Jason and Chidi had to end up with somebody too, right?"
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Hangover Cures by InNovaFertAnimus for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
29 Dec 2022
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There’s a young woman with tousled brown hair coming out of the bedroom on the other side of the hall, clothes clutched to her chest with the same deer in the headlights look on her face that he can feel on his own.
Definitely not Alexander Vinciguerra.
Gaby and Solo meet on their way out on the next morning. Turns out, they have more in common than bad choices. -
ignition by Saathi1013 for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), Mad Max Series (Movies)
25 Dec 2022
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Scenes from an alternate universe: MfU but set in the Wasteland.
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Stories on your Skin by InNovaFertAnimus for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
25 Dec 2021
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They get a story for each one they ask about, ranging from mundane to horrifying, but the one on his temple just gets them silence and a refusal to meet their eyes in what Napoleon can only interpret as embarrassment.
Considering Illya’s general state, one scar more or less shouldn’t make a difference for him – or for Napoleon, for that matter.
But it does.
Solo and Gaby are on a personal mission to stop Illya from acquiring more scars. Discoveries are made.
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For the prompt:
Gaby/Solo smut. So, I think it's probably fair to assume Napoleon has done some honeypot missions for the CIA. And after the UNCLE trio have known each other for a while, it comes out that when Napoleon was sent to retrieve Gaby, he'd had orders to seduce her, if she didn't initially cooperate. Obviously Gaby is a bit surprised, but she'd kind of suspected as much, and they're in a good place so after a minute she's okay with it.
(with a dash of emotional h/c and domesticity)
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up on the rooftop by takingoffmyshoes for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
25 Dec 2019
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it's a cold, wet night to be stuck hiding in plain sight.
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of suits and shifts and selling things by takingoffmyshoes for canardroublard
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
22 Dec 2018
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Retail is eminently more survivable when you have allies. Inspired by this tumblr post.
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Gaby gets a little jealous watching Napoleon flirts with someone. Lots of thinking ensues.
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encore (et moi je t'aime un peu plus fort) by firefeufuego for canardroublard
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Mozart in the Jungle (TV)
02 Dec 2018
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'Sometimes he’ll see a poster for one of Jyn’s concerts, or Bodhi or Leia (but never Kay) will accidentally bring her up in conversation when they catch up, but Cassian’s fine with it. He is. He’s fine, and perfectly content, or at least perfectly resigned, to never seeing her again.'
The angsty Mozart in the Jungle au you've no doubt all been waiting for and sequel to 'Poco a poco' by canardroublard.
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- Part 2 of sad orchestra au
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Napoleon gets hurt and try to play it off as nothing