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[克伦] The cat, the rose (by any other name), and the rabbit by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
20 May 2026
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Dear Klein,
I changed my Honorific Name.
After the tough battles and decisive outcomes, all that is left is to clean up and rebuild. It is tough to say or compare the busyness of the long before, the critical during, and the current after.
Klein was probably the busiest man alive; although to be fair, there wasn't much competition in his weight class. But many matters do not concern themselves with fairness, and neither do their subjects and objects.
(Such as the subject being a mystifying ‘something is wrong’ state, and such as the object being Leonard.)
((OR: A review of their canon relationship, and KeMao plotting how to chase his wife
to the crematoriumand trick him home.))[A/N] Progress bar
I. THE CAT [1/3]
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[克伦] Fellas, how gay is it by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
13 Apr 2026
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[KatDadof4 · 2w:
Fellas, how gay is it
Edit: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY]A love story woven in Social Media posts, prose, and photographs.
OR: One curious case of KeLun in Modern Day, and four cat children crying for dad 2.0.
(Perhaps some Mysteries are fated to occur.
Perhaps some occurrences are what matters to Destiny.
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[克伦] To the end of the world by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Jan 2026
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[Long but temp. Hiatus (see pseud profile for more info)]
How do you survive loving someone?
The world was very big and had too many things to concern oneself with, so Leonard had never imagined that he would ever raise such a question.
He was not a particularly erudite person, not exceptionally strong, nor substantially beholden to the weight of pivotal decisions. The poet thought it was very reasonable to assume his answer would never matter to anyone but him—if even that.
What truly mattered was what concerned you and what you chose to busy yourself with, and in that, Leonard could truly count his blessings.
There were many who weren’t fortunate enough to even like the things they concerned themselves with, such as his former colleague and Seer teammate Klein. The stubborn bastard was endlessly busy and even more endlessly implicated in matters beyond Leonard’s ability to influence, nevermind help.
(And then, Mr. Fool fell asleep.
His answer was No. The world has never lacked regrets or fools.
If there ever was a way, it would still be outside the reach of him.
It would never belong to angels, and had never belonged to man.)
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to each fool their star;to each star their world by tomatato (couch_tomato)
Fandom 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Jan 2026
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When Hozier said, All the fear and the fire of the end of the world/Happens each time a boy falls in love with a girl
And when Hozier said, For starts/What a waste to say the heart could feel apart/Or feel complete, babyI took that personally.
There’s no plan, there’s no kingdom to come
But I’ll be your man if you got love to get done- Words:
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【克伦】真相是真（全文修改版） by Leonard_Moretti
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
18 Dec 2020
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授权搬运，原作者：北极守卫者（同lofter ID）
20.12.18更新：if线番外 《两个人的诚实大厅》Series
- Part 1 of 克伦
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05 Feb 2026
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Tragic dub/non-con ABO KeLun fic w ambiguous Ending.
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【克伦】神恩系列 by Leonard_Moretti
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2022
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授权搬运，原作者：北极守卫者（同lof ID）
收录系列作品：《神恩》《神无慈悲》《馈赠非无偿》《行于刀锋》《无根木》《终点与起点》番外《晚安》
2020.10.21更新番外《清醒梦》Series
- Part 3 of 克伦
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05 Feb 2026
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Dub-con/non-con KeLun fic with HE
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预警：双性伦‼️良心pwp不加清水，用词可能比较dirty，请谨慎阅读，注意阅读年龄
“伦纳德进入克莱恩的梦境，恰好遇到克莱恩在做春梦。”
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06 Feb 2026
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[KeLun] Intersex pwp; Klein catches himself having a wet dream and Leonard then catches Klein
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世界先生的挚友遗孀守护计划 by Anonymous
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
06 Mar 2026
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- Part 3 of 时代的主角们
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28 Feb 2026
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[KeLun] ABO-verse where Gherman (Klein) becomes a grim-faced helicopter around the confused, wary, and pregnant Leonard.
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大概率重逢法则 by Anonymous
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
28 Mar 2026
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掩埋不可知的旧日，做提灯步入长夜的盲人
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- Part 2 of 时代的主角们
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28 Feb 2026
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[KeLun] Far in the future, Zhou Mingrui and Leonard fight monsters, go on a road trip, and deal with an amnesia plot. Maybe not in that order.