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    Draco’s mission was simple: travel two thousand years into the past and kill Hermione Granger.

    He did not, however, anticipate complications. Namely, a side quest involving Granger’s friends, who have also time-travelled courtesy of substandard Time-Turners.

    Becoming entangled in ancient politics while wearing a toga and facing a severe shortage of hair gel was not on his bingo card.

    Neither was becoming a Roman soldier.

    Nor befriending a perpetually ill-tempered ginger cat.

    And certainly not falling for the very woman he was sent to kill.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Hermione, as usual, has done the impossible. She has found a cure for the obliviate spell, and she is eager to present her findings to the wizarding world at large. The problem is, Hermione is attacked when presenting her research at St. Mungo's, and she finds herself rescued by a masked man in tactical gear. Only, he's using a gun... and a wand?

    Draco has been forced into servitude along with every other child of the death eaters. It wasn't a choice to join the underground task force, but he does rather excel at it. As he does. The Knights, all of whom go by code names and operate in the shadows, carry out their orders with deadly precision. They do not usually play bodyguard to other witches and wizards.

    Hermione is the exception. Draco is tasked with keeping Hermione alive, protecting her from what seems to be a muggle army. Or zombies. They're not exactly sure. Only, Hermione has no idea who is behind the mask. All she knows is that a Knight has been sent to her flat, H3. And she's stuck with him.

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    16 May 2026

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    Granger,
    Why does everyone think we’re dating?
    –Draco

    I’m handling it.
    –Hermione

    That doesn’t answer my question.

    Hermione starts a rumour, and Draco winds up with a pretend girlfriend. And when they break up, they can't help but get back together again, and again, and again.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    With rumours of an impending marriage law making the rounds in Wizarding Britain, Hermione Granger takes it upon herself to announce a competition to win her heart, in hopes of securing a match on her own before the Ministry mandates one for her. News breaks in The Daily Prophet that the wizard who can catch her cat, whose collar holds a key to her flat, will be the one who also wins her heart.

    Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has become a virtual shut-in, living alone in Malfoy Manor. He, like everyone else, learns of the competition, but has no intention of winning it himself.

    It seems to be by pure coincidence that he ends up befriending Granger's cat out of crippling loneliness. When he moves into her building at the behest of their mutual best friend, Theo Nott, who is also a resident, he finds himself having a front row seat to the competition.

    Of course, he and everyone else have no idea that her cat is no ordinary cat. The cat, or "Duchess" as Draco finds himself calling her, is actually Hermione herself in her animagus form.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    The Slytherins drag a heartbroken Hermione to an impromptu party in their shared eighth-year common room after Ron ends the relationship by Owl. The scheming snakes are determined to make her laugh again after the months she spent moping.

    And Draco Malfoy learns there's nothing he won't do to cheer the Golden Girl up, including making a fool of himself.

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    Or, Theo takes a leaf out of Will Greyson's (The Devil's Night series) book and dances on top of a table while singing My Prerogative, then forces a somewhat reluctant blond to participate, half-naked.

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    24 Jan 2026