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a given and not a victory by elegantlyloquacious
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
20 Aug 2024
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Estelle is up, but not dressed, now. “Mom, are you making cookies? Can I help make cookies?”
“Not cake?” Paul asks.
“Cookies are better. Everyone has blue cake.” Blue food is a given for her daughter, and not a victory. That fact is sweeter to Sally than anything she could bake.
“Oh, of course. My mistake.”
Sally Jackson celebrates her son’s 31st.
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- Part 3 of august 18th
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linen, sea foam green by elegantlyloquacious
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
18 Aug 2023
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“You never thought you’d see this day at fifteen, did you?”
Percy looks across the valley to Thalia’s tree, soulless and perfect and strong. “I didn’t let myself think about it.” He crosses his left thumb over his palm to press against the Celestial Bronze on his ring finger. “If I had… I guess not. You didn’t think I would either.”
Percy’s 30th.
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- Part 2 of august 18th
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friendship bracelets, part i by elegantlyloquacious
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Jun 2023
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“Join AcaDec and get a friendship bracelet, your mug on the insta, and eternal glory! Unless you are bad enough to stop us from achieving victory.”
Shut up, MJ, he was not a dork.
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In which Peter is a dork, and overtures of friendship are made.
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- Part 1 of friendship bracelets
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friendship bracelets, part ii by elegantlyloquacious
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Jun 2023
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“I’m glad I brought the yellow polish.” MJ smiles with her teeth now, and maybe she’s the most beautiful person in the galaxy.
“Like our jackets.”
“It might be an exact match.”
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- Part 2 of friendship bracelets
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the fuck(ed) peter parker club by elegantlyloquacious
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Feb 2023
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“You’re just jealous he’s never fucked you against a wall.”
“Maybe I am,” Harry had said forlornly“You should start a club,” MJ told them both.
And that was the start.
-Or, there’s a club for everyone who has ever fucked Peter Parker. Michelle Jones-Watson is only an honorary member.
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friendship bracelets by elegantlyloquacious
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Jun 2023
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connected ficlets about the eternal nature of friendship bracelets
part ii was written in a very short amount of time for spideychelle week 2023, feel free to only read that one <3
part i is its prequel/contextualisation and was written circa 2019.- Words:
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august 18th by elegantlyloquacious
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
20 Aug 2024
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In a conversation with Dumbledore’s portrait after the battle at Hogwarts, Harry finds out that he is and always has been a homunculus—a substitute body made to carry the Horcrux so that little Harry Potter, who lies asleep as a baby under powerful charms, wouldn’t have to. Harry struggles to process the news, the fallout, and the discovery that he might disintegrate at any moment.
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- Part 9 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2020
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Honey Honey - after the war, Marlene McKinnon becomes a Primary School teacher in Surrey. When Harry is moved into her class, she sets out on a mission to make sure he is safe. Inspired by Roald Dahl's Matilda.
The Funny Tricks of Time - a companion fic comprised of multiple PoVs, following Harry pre-Hogwarts, during Hogwarts, and post-Hogwarts.
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Born at the Right Time by SpaceWall
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Apr 2021
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Sequels-era characters (minus Ben, obviously) are born in prequel era time. Anakin Skywalker grows up with two very, very loyal friends. Things go well!
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