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“I want to continue my fun!”
Said the prettiest human alive, prettily. Far and away the prettiest human dead, too.
Vox usually had a grand entrance shtick to intimidate the humans who summoned him, all smoke and fire and brimstone, but he got one twirl in before stopping and staring. He might’ve been drooling.
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03 May 2026
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“Anyone who touches my Vox with their filthy hands will have them removed.”
“Anyone who dares to talk to my Vox in a casual way will have no tongue to speak in that manner.”
“And anyone who dares come between me and my Vox will have their screams broadcast throughout all of Pride Ring.”
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Basically if Alastor agrees to the partnership with Vox... plus Yandere Alastor and he is obsessed with Vox.
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03 May 2026
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Ask Alastor what he thinks about Vox, and he’ll tell you ten different lies in one single breath.
“That idiot box is the most irritatingly obsessed fellow I’ve ever had the displeasure of acquainting with! If Hell is made up of other people, then he would be the closest I’d get to experiencing the vouched eternal flames. But don’t take my word for it, dear. I never got to know him very well at all. It’d be just as well if I never met him.”
Ask Alastor seventy years ago what he thought about Vincent, and he would have laughed and eaten you whole without another thought about the torrid affair.
After all, what’s the use of spoiling perfectly good entertainment by overthinking it?
5 times Alastor knew about Vincent’s crush on him + 1 time he underestimated Vox’s.
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02 May 2026
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Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.
He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"
Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.
Everyone else has to deal with the consequences.
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02 May 2026
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yours, untruly by menaciingly
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Movies (Illumination Movies)
04 May 2026
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All his life, Luigi has only ever lived in Mario's shadow, for better or for worse. It's finally starting to drive him crazy when he slips up and finds himself captured and held prisoner by none other than their arch-enemy, Bowser.
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30 Apr 2026