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Lube Preference Is Not a Basis for a Relationship by haliney
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
31 Jan 2022
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Sometimes, a woman needed no other reason to treat herself to something nice than it being a lovely day. And sometimes, that treat came in the form of walking to an Upper East Side sex shop.
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Of Unexpected Goodness by haliney
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Jan 2022
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All children eventually grow up and find happiness in their own ways. That doesn't mean Thranduil was prepared to walk into the middle of it.
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The pounding on that place behind her eyes came first. Then the awareness that she was naked.
That was a bad sign. Number One did not sleep naked.
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Ladies and Dragons by haliney
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Nov 2013
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In which Lord Grayson's pleasant evening at the Theatre is interrupted in favor of his entire world view being turned upside down.
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or 'Amanda's True Weakness'
There are no apple trees on Vulcan.
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A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.
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05 Sep 2026
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all around you, all the time by peculiarblue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Mar 2026
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“I am out for the season?”
“Probably."
“Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”
“Ilya.”
“Yes? No?”
“It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.
or, you know what they say about the best laid plans
ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike
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03 Sep 2026
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A non-comprehensive guide to the behind-the-scenes and logistics of the NHL, for those who want to be more accurate or to get inspired by previously unknown possibilities.
Or for those who want the room-temperature tea of what it's like to work in the NHL.
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“Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-
He needs to go.
“I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.
It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.
“No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.
It wheezes.
(how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)
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01 Sep 2026
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Untouchable Face by ZenaidaMacroura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as a relay-only swimmer who only swam the prelims.
He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.
May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.
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01 Sep 2026