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Oh to be Bella Swan in a Universe Where People Stop Edward From Stalking Her by hey_itspeanut
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
27 Oct 2023
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AU where Bella reaches out to Rosalie early on in the series to ask her what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is Edward's problem. I swear I saw a Tumblr post with basically this exact prompt but I can't find it and tbh it may have been a fever dream. If anyone knows what it is lmk so I can credit the person who came up with the actual idea pls and thank.
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Don't You Just Want to Watch Padme Amidala Go Feral? by hey_itspeanut
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
18 Oct 2023
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Inspired by a post from royalhandmaidens on Tumblr, where Padme gets fed up and yells at Palpatine during a Senate meeting. It's nothing serious, just a draft I've had sitting in my folders for like two years.
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write our name in blood and in flowers of flame by MedeaV
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Nov 2022
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She sips from the second bottle. "So, that's your plan? Skipping town and hoping no one finds you again?"
"I don't want your help," he replies. "Yes, fine, I'm not running around killing people anymore, you've convinced yourself of that. Now leave me alone."
"You're not that hard to find," she remarks. "Sure, Steve can't do it but the Croatian hit squad or whoever they're working for could."
He swallows. "Not your problem."
"Did you even check?" she asks. "Lord knows what they built into your arm."
"Not your problem," he repeats, though he looks nervous. "Certainly no reason to invite me for dinner."
She chooses to ignore the latter part. "Kinda is. Since you're leading them right to my apartment right now."
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Or: Natasha and Bucky go on an involuntary post-CATWS roadtrip.Bookmarked by hey_itspeanut
22 May 2026
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She knows he shot her only last week. She knows his memories are a graveyard full of zombies. She knows he's suddenly sitting in her apartment, asking for her help.
What she doesn't know is what it will lead to.
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12 May 2026
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The Words You Choked On by EnglishHorrorStory
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
08 Oct 2025
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The Asset knows that Steve has read the Handlers Guidebook, so why is Steve such an inept Handler? Handlers do not cry when they are supposed to dole out punishments, especially when the Asset is so deserving of it.
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11 May 2026
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It sinks in only then that he woke up in bed naked with Natasha, Natasha who is basically his mentor, his supervising officer, informally, precisely because she doesn't have the attachment to him Steve has- oh, thinking about last night really hurts. Natasha gets up, not bothering with her pants, and he blushes because he just blatantly stared at her ass, she throws one more look at the floor, clutching her clothes to her chest, and then she stumbles out, door falling shut behind her.
He groans, burying his eyes in the pit of his elbow, feeling for the blanket blindly, resolving to deal with anything else later.Bookmarked by hey_itspeanut
03 May 2026
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Disown before being disowned by Hilimi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
02 Apr 2026
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Qui-Gon wanted a new Padawan, did not he? Fine, two could play that game. Obi-Wan wanted a new Master.
One who would make him a Jedi Knight before he turned thirty, preferably.
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13 Apr 2026