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    “And,” Hen tacks on, rolling her eyes from where she’s leaning against Chimney, “Buck’s never confirmed it, but y’know, that name is not because he’s a firefighter,” Hen wiggles her eyebrows at him and slowly holds her hands up, placing them a good seven or eight inches apart, insinuating something with the position.

    It takes Eddie an embarrassingly long moment to realize Hen is holding up what they believe Buck’s dick size is; however, the only thing Eddie can think about is how wrong they are.

    He knows what Buck is packing in his pants—a false alarm of anthrax exposure hitting Buck and Eddie had revealed certain things to the brunet after being hosed off in an opaque tent completely naked next to his best friend—and it isn’t a dick. No, it’s something that absolutely haunts his dreams—so often, it was why he and Ana had broken up. He couldn’t stop thinking of the soft, pale pink pussy that’s fat and powdered with a thatch of neat blond curls his friend hides.

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    or; i, yet again, push my "buck has a pussy" agenda because i love free will

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    “It, ah, took me a minute to feel anything, y’know? I was like, ‘Is he waiting for something?’ So, I asked if he was… in, and he told me, “Yeah, all in,” and I couldn’t… feel anything past his hips against my ass,” Buck’s face does something weird, tongue darting out to lick his lips.

    Hen gasps suddenly, hand coming up to clap over her mouth. “No,” she mutters, shaking her head. “No-,”

    “Yeah… that’s uh, when I found out Tommy had a micropenis,” Eddie chokes.

    or; when buck comes in stormy-eyed and brimming with anger, they all confront him to get the full story and find out he's fresh off a breakup, has blue-balls, and is reeling from the reveal his ex has a micropenis, so what does eddie do to make it better?

    he loves (and fucks) buck better than tommy ever could. and finally makes buck realize he's been eddie's this entire time.

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    Charlie Swan is an average man.

    He's an average man in an average town, maintaining an average, comfortable life for himself and his teenage daughter.

    That being said, Charlie doesn't understand why a young gorgeous doctor keeps asking him out for coffee.

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    Maxwell. Maxwell Gotch. Nearby. Torse screamed in frustration, though no sound emerged, once more commanding his body to move. Move. MOVE. Make a noise. Twitch. Glow. Anything.

    The sound of rustling metal scraps, steps of familiar shoes that were unfit for Zern’s landscape, getting closer. Closer. Torse pushed all his circuitry to the hand that felt like it was closest to the sun, imploring it to move and summon his Maxwell.

    A scrape of metal and a gasp.

    “Torse! My good man, what has happened to you?”

    Maxwell’s fingers brushed debris from Torse’s helm, finally discovering his wretched, useless body. Torse tried to get his vision strip to flicker on and allow him his sight. He saw nothing, still trapped in his world of darkness.

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    After Torse goes back to Zern, Maxwell copes. When they run into each other at a bar on Zern, they have a much needed discussion and Torse gets to show just how much he'd missed him.

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