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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    This is my Harry Potter retelling, where Harry is a shy, kind, but traumatized quiet child. Lots of inter-house friendships and poor, underappreciated Hufflepuffs.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    After Molly Weasley reports shocking abuse on the part of Petunia and Vernon Dursley, Albus Dumbledore makes an official decision to Turn A Blind Eye. After all, the Dursleys *are* the key to Harry's Blood Wards. Though McGonagall is appalled, she is ultimately unwilling to take a stand against Albus.

    Enraged at this dual neglect, Severus Snape decides to take matters into his own hands. Little does he know that his attempts to modify Harry's Blood Wards will result in *accidentally adopting* The Boy Who Lived. Shocked and horrified, Severus is left with no choice but to move forward as best he can. After all, there's no use crying over spilled potions. . .

    This fic is set just after the Weasley siblings rescue Harry from the barred window/canned soup/cat flap situation in Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets. It is broadly inspired by many of my favorite Snape/Harry Adoption Fics, which I have gathered into the collection Snape_Harry_FoundFamily. Thanks, all y'all, for creating such delightful fics.

    **This fanfic author in no way, shape or form condones JKR's hateful and shameful behavior. Trans Rights are Human Rights.**

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    03 Jun 2026

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    The Dursleys have had enough and decided well, since Harry is now a teenager surely he can work for his own keep and sent him off to get a job as they will no longer be providing him with his needs (not like they did that anyway) and surely he can start helping pay the bills. Harry fortunately found a job that is nearby, a grocery store. As Harry settles in on this new routine he gets used it until one day on the checkout line he runs into the last person he wants to see.

    "P-professor Snape?"

    "Potter!"

    For Harry it appears to be that things seem to be getting worse but finds that perhaps this is the start of something good.

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Leon finally lands himself a stable job at the Rhodes Hill Chronic Care Center. And the doctor it's run by isn't quite what Leon was expecting.

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    Resident Evil 9 AU

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    01 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Grace Ashcroft thought she was going to die in the dark, at the hands of a monster.

    Instead, she finds herself rescued by a DSO agent who doesn’t speak and can’t hear.

    (Basically, the scene where Leon and Grace meet for the first time, but Leon is deaf)

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    23 Apr 2026